Cerulean Seamstress

Jenny |22| Pisces | INFJ | Nuetral Good | cosplayer | singer | voice-actor | 

[brucebocchi]

[ceruleanseamstress97]

OH GOD BUT NAMING HIM NUGGET

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

favorite visual gag in cartoons is when someone gets dismembered and a femur bone is sticking out no matter what the body part

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[goddesssword]

[quasi-normalcy]

“Oh, hey, I guess they can fly. I did not know that.”

[sjoongki]

the blue spirit and the painted lady

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

[waronidiocy]

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

[i-am-a-fish]

the “bi” in “bisexual” means 2 because bi people are exactly 2x better at everything compared to biphobes

[loveandcarrots]

Actually, bi in bisexual means billion, because bi people are exactly billion times better at everything compared to biphobes

[i-am-a-fish]

this is the only valid correction to this post

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

Visit Original Link

[valtsv]

WHEN A CHARACTER GETS WOUNDED AND THEY GO TO THEIR LOVE INTEREST FOR HELP AND WHILE THEY’RE GETTING THEIR INJURIES CLEANED AND PATCHED UP THEY FLINCH FROM THE STING OF THE ANTISEPTIC AND THEIR LOVE INTEREST SAYS “HOLD STILL” IN AN EXASPERATED BUT TOUCHINGLY CONCERNED TONE OF VOICE AND THEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY MAKE EYE CONTACT OR BRUSH HANDS AND JUST FREEZE IN THAT POSITION UNTIL THE TENSION IN THE ROOM IS NEARLY UNBERABLE BEFORE BOTH LOOKING AWAY AND PRETENDING THE UNSPOKEN THING THAT JUST PASSED BETWEEN THEM NEVER HAPPENED

[nerdibi]

there is carnival music faintly playing somewhere in my house.

i’ve walked through the whole place and can’t find a source

it isn’t louder in any one spot

it is just evenly, eerily faint

carnival 

music

everywhere

[nerdibi]

Hey guys like 8 years after this post was made, I have learned that i have experienced auditory hallucinations for the majority of my life

[justcatposts]

Cat does reactions

[miggylol]

[deadpresidents]

It’s also worth noting that nobody in their 90s will ever master Twitter better than John Dingell