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[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i call this meal "lack of situational awareness that there is a bear on the campsite RIGHT behind me"

(also im not gonna eat all of this but if you're wondering the berries are saskatoon berries)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

also yes, i know those berries are massive considering what they are. no i do not know how the berry dude at the farmers market achieves this, his gooseberries are also kinda hilariously huge.

hm. this sounds kinda euphemistic.

I promise I have had no relation to the berry guy's personal gooseberries

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Fucking the Berry guy for berries

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

listen with the going price for berries being what they are I would if i could

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[hellallamerican]

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[bleekay]

[bookwyrminspiration]

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document

[titsay]

[wolfstrong]

I want you guys to know I think the phrase “beats walkin” every single day. Like whenever times get tough or when I have to make do or whatever I’m always like well. Beats walkin. It keeps me going I want it on my gravestone after I pass

[europe-abolitionist]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

[lilkakow]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

[zitongzi]

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

[creepycrag]

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

[theprofessional-amateur]

Using Marie Skłodowska-Curie to shill your AI garbage is, uh, certainly a choice.

On one hand, keep her name out of your mouth

On the other, this shit is kinda the “ let’s put radium in everything!” Of the moment

[yawpyawp]

YES! I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT THE AI TREND IS THE RADIUM CRAZE ALL OVER AGAIN! similar to then, we probably won’t see meaningful regulation/limitations on it until it kills a high-profile rich guy

[omnipotentnothing]

Hi just because youre a gay man doesnt mean you can say whatever you want about women

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

[teaboot]

“Jesus Shaves”

[radiqueer]

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

[aromanticduck]

Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care