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tannertan36
hello vonnie
Kaledo Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
PR's Tumblrdome
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Three Goblin Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Andulka
Today's Document
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER
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@cervitaurian
straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out.
gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one :)
lesbians dating: we have been best friends for four years
yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like
the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around
They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.
im a feminist
There’s something morally wrong with Pikachu’s mouth. This is a sign of demonic possession and somebody needs to help him.
ima give him teeth to see if that helps.
nope that didn’t help
hi wlecome to olive garden would you like olive or garden
waiter smacking their ass on your table so the dishes rattle: can i interest you in an appetiser?
you: i’ll have garden
waiter: wrong answer you stupid weaboo bitch. we onlu serve olive and now i have to kill you
This website is one big philosopher stone and we are all the different souls crying out at once to create confusing statements and posts.
cis men and cis women are just as valid as real men and women 💜👍😚😙 fight hate 💜💙💛💓😀💘 #ProCis #NoHate #LiveLaughLove
this is the same for heteros! you should respect them as much as you respect normal people 😊😀😀💙💙💙 only love!
english teacher: *says abscond*
me, known homestuck:
Student: *says abscond* Me, A Teacher:
im looking through my furby coloring book and
its him
Why are you replying to your own message?
daddy wont let me text anybody else but him, but hes busy right now so im having some fun by myself! >//o//<
hey why dont you back the fuck off before i call my daddy in here. my daddy doesnt take too kindly to people who look down on our relationship if you know what i mean. what i mean is that he is very strong and scary and he could beat up ten of your dads so just shut the fuck up
everymanHYBRID has now officially been around for eight slutty, slutty years
it’s OP’s turn to use the xbox but go off i guess
Just got this bib for my future grandchild
I’ve noticed on some tags of this post that you guys wanted the hear the audio, so here it is!
Transcription:
“and I’m the baby Griffin.”
“And I’m Griffin, and I’m a child.”
“I’m Naruto.”
Griffin: [sneezes] “Sorry guys, I think I’m just coming down with a touch of basketball feverrrrr” Justin: “You have to say your name.” Griffin: “Griffin McElroy, I have basketball fever.”
Griffin: “And I’m Griffin McElroy. I am playing Minecraft. Right now.” Justin: “Right this second.” Griffin: “While we record the show.”
“I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson“
“I’m your sweet baby Jesus brother, Griffin McElroy.”
“I’m your sweet baby, Griffin.”
“I’m Travis.”
“Uh, I’m Griffin McElroy, and, yeah, I’m just gonna, I don’t have shit to do.”
Griffin: [makes obnoxious dolphin noises] Justin: “why. why” Griffin: [continued dolphin noises] Travis: “why are you doing that” Justin: “how could this…” Griffin: “It’s my- it’s how I commune. It’s how I commune with my dolphin brethren.”
Griffin, in a spooky voice: “And I’m the baby New Year-” Justin: “Welcome, Baby New Year!” Griffin” -ghost, I’m the ghost of Baby New Year.”
“I’m your babiest brother Griffin FUCKING McElroy.”
“And I’m Griffin McElroy, the Emperor of Piss.” [laughter]
“I’m your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy and look at how sticky my hands are! Gonna put ‘em right in your pockets and get all that sweet change out.”
“I’m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy- no wait”
“I’m Justin McElroy Junior.”
“I’m your sweet-ASS brother Griffin McElroy.”
“And I’m Griffin. Guys, what the fuck even is goin’ on anymore?”
Justin: “And what’s your name, little one?” Griffin: “It’s- I think its Ghoul Rat Fin Mummy Rat.“
Griffin, in a shaky voice: “And I’m Pimbles, the- [laughing] and I’m Pimbles, the bread man.”
Griffin: “Griffin Tyler McElroy, boys, what’s that-” Travis: “wait, hold on”
Griffin: “I’m your sweet baby brother, Tyler Tyler Tyler.”
“And I am the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name.”
Cool lighters
Cool lighters
tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
so some local comic book shop accidentally had a shitload of anime girl…. tapestries (I guess?) printed and was desperate to get rid of them so now the cat shelter we go to uses them as cat blankets and it leads to many a funny sight
Ssshh.
No one talk.
In thinking about “whip cream”.
ok i will stay quiet for you
