CGrn @cgrn17 - Tumblr Blog

no one leaves pies on windowsills anymore. i’m tired of eating ring cameras for every meal

my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since

nooooough

I saw a weird meme in a dream I had recently, so I had to recreate it

kronim195

YEAH GET HIM FUCK HIM UP

parkchanwoohoo

Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

parkchanwoohoo

pukicho

Hi my 12 years old white coworker told me to look at your blog because he said it was really funny. I don’t think it is

I don't think child labor is very funny either. We're at an impasse.

pokemonarchive

Poliwhirl (2023) - Scarlet & Violet—151 Illustrator: Gemi

floofkvist

some retro sprite redraws. happy pokémon day!

im-in-your-mind

myassmatheory

Me: im trans

Snake: Hrm... trans huh? give me a moment

Snake goes into a box and calls up his husband

Snake: Otacon, this lady dropped a piece of intel in regards to herself, do you know what "trans" means

Otacon: Snake, that's short for the term "transgender" a phrase used for those who's identity doesn't align with their asigned sex, some use hormones or surgery to better fit their lifestyle

Snake: Chemical and Surgical modification huh? they're like supersoldiers but they choose to change to fight for their own spirits rather than a nation...

Otacon: Remember snake, being "trans" is an umbrella label, many in the community identify beyond our common gender binary, including traditional cultural gender roles or wholly new ones

Snake: A wide variety of genders, such diversity not only make them unpredictable but increases practical versatility, impressive stuff

Otacon: oh this is just like Lily Hoshikawa from my Japanese animes

Snake leaves the box

Snake: You're pretty good huh? this trans stuff sounds intense, you have my support as a fellow soldier

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

i played with that medical training app a little bit

roboco-san

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth