marlene mckinnon wannabe

she/he/they whatever you want constant personality crisis this is me trying

[fungusamongusblog2]

[ryebreadgf]

[recreational-word-sayer]

Literally the Cali plot:

Will: you know, even tho I'm in love with Mike, I'm not going to do anything about it because he's with El, and I want both of them to be happy :)

Mike: *death gripping Will's shoulders* PLEASE JUST TELL ME TO BREAK UP WITH HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[sofiiscapitall]

let's put this clear, a man will never be cooler than a butch lesbian

[wroetobyers]

fuck canon, this is what happened after lasagna.

[ch0k3herwithaseaview]

guys i’m literally gonna explode (it’s 6am i just got home from work, in 6h i have to be back at work and in 5h my landlord is coming over to a flat that doesn’t allow pets and guess what? THERES A CAT HERE)

[dunwichbore]

Summer of ‘89 ☀️

[ch0k3herwithaseaview]

me & who this summer 👀

[just-kaitlin]

James potter training for quidditch in a short cropped jersey and short shorts that show his body of. That’s it that’s my post.

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[quantumshade]

[peach-pot]

[apcqlypse]

mfs will complain fandom is "dying" and then bully and harass and police fic writers and fan artists

[snarky-magpie]

the number of people mocking fic writers and badmouthing fics publicly on tiktok lately is staggering and I hope all of their favorite fic authors leave the fandom, honestly

[rskacreates]

Madwheeler Scoops Ahoy AU | Byler edition- Enjoy ☝️🗿Idk if vids do well here- But WE BALL

Og dialogue that inspired this

[sunchildsatoru]

he stayed for dinner but lasagna was optional

[sunchildsatoru]

will’s taste in men keep robin both entertained and homophobic

[doriiww]

❤️

[maritaimi-uwu]

Byler X Good Luck, Babe!

RIP Mike, you never managed to realise your feelings. RIP Will, you won't escape your true love.