DAORA A VIDA SEJAM BEM VIADOS

nigga

[tonyzaret]

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[janeplease]

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“oh. sorry”

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[coolyo294]

girls what are you wearing 

[patchoulism]

Spanish Legion parade uniform

[theimfamousbitch]

[chiisanakurisu]

Tfw you know the Spanish Legion was a literal nest of fascists :’))) (Franco, the last fascist dictator in Europe dead in 1975, started his career at the Legion)

Sorry to ruin the meme guys…for most Spaniards this is a big yikes

[doggendoodle]

[catgirlforeskin]

Diversity Win! The military division that ruthlessly enforced fascism for decades has a slutty uniform!

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[deathdaydreamm]

my neighbors are so sweet they brought me some cookie cake because they kno i’m not doing good

[deathdaydreamm]

I made them some cookies today

[just-a-balloon-animal]

mad you cut the cookie cake like that tf

[deathdaydreamm]

bro I said i’m not doing good 😭

[ladyshinga]

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[nickyflowers]

elon musk fans when their tesla explodes and kills them

[constructedparadox]

There's a guy right now with a melted Model X in his driveway that's still hyping the Tesla brand while the company is deliberately ignoring his calls and tweets for some kind of customer support

[kineticpenguin]

[butterbeanchu]

how blind do you have to be to have your car burst into flames in your drive way and then be like “they make good cars” 

[magdids]

In 2019 this guy crashed his Tesla in Tyrol

Because the battery cought on fire too, the fire dept. had to order a special container to put the car in and fill it with water.

According to Tesla, you need about 11.000 litres of water to extinguish their batteries completely. A normal fire engine can fit up to 2.000 litres in their tank.

They also had to put the still hot wreckage in a cooling container for 72 hours after the initial fire went out.

Oh and when the owner of the car, the fire dept., insurance guys and journalists contacted Tesla about their driving bombs they just... never responded :)

[sandmandaddy69]

[cipheramnesia]

@staff you need to reinstate osha-official

[everythingstarstuff]

[smolmeg]

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

[bizarrobrain]

“Love your enemies! For they are tasty! Prey on those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his waters to both the evil and the good, and he sends storms on the just and the unjust alike.”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[naamahdarling]

Remember, kids: Hozier would want you to walk away from that exhausting online interaction and go peer into the soothing, dark waters of the nearest bog instead.

[naamahdarling]

Gotta remind myself of this AGAIN.