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“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”
Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.
Hope yall like my abomination
That last one is fucking moving istg
at last. the gaydar
Hello! Sorry if you've answered this before and I just missed it on the masterpost, but I've read Alexia and The Robot who could feel pain and was wondering if you knew fics like those, with Tony keeping a secret from the team, more angsty the better. thanks for all your hard work!
Okay, so obviously, most fics with Tony keeping a secret involve identity porn and there are several rec lists for that. So, I went with fics where Tony has a secret that isn’t him being Iron Man. Hope you enjoy!
DON’T KEEP YOUR LOVE A SECRET! LEAVE COMMENTS AND KUDOS FOR YOUR AUTHORS!
Alexia by everythingispoetry: Tony was ten when he lost the ability to read after an accident involving a brain injury. He's managed to hide that information from almost everyone for decades and he intends to keep it that way, but then the other Avengers move in and Tony realizes that inviting them was a very bad decision (which you mentioned).
The Winged Soul by @inukagome15: It wasn't until he was three that he realized he was different and no one else could see the wings.
Code Icarus by @festiveferret: Steve Rogers hates falling, but he hates being caught even more.
Hold Me Thight by Myrime: During a battle, Tony is injured by getting stabbed with a piece of his own armour. He hides it, of course he does, because he always dealt with these things alone. He has not counted on JARVIS and the bots ratting him out, however, and much less on Steve actually rushing to his side. Maybe he's more a part of the team than he thought.
Hidden Skin by teainthetardiswithloki: Tony Stark always wore long sleeves and it was bugging Steve.He was endlessly curious, Tony’s arms would be strong, muscles defined from working in the shop and skin just as tanned as the rest of him and-And he just needed to know! It's the middle of summer, why in gods name was Stark still wearing sweat shirts?!
Tony Stark’s Biggest Secret by Boom_Chris: Tony Stark has been keeping a secret his entire life.He was gay.Tony was sure that he could keep secret, until he met Steve Rogers.
August 20th by iL0Vsuperman: Tony Stark has a secret. He hides it very well until August 20th comes around. On that date he is usually totally intoxicated by the end of the night... It was easier to hide when he was a regular drinker but now that he is on the wagon it is a little harder to keep his August 20th drinking habits to himself, especially when he has a boyfriend who cares about him. It's only a matter of time before Steve finally catches him in the act and Tony has to come to terms with August 20th: the birthdate of Peter Parker, the birthdate of a boy he had never met, the birthdate of his son...
Metal of the Man by look_turtles: The arc reactor isn't the only artificial thing in Tony's body.
Tony wears the Red, White, and Blue by MiloKitty: When Tony was a Teen, he wanted to piss Howard off. Best way to do that? something Captain America or Steve Rogers related or Something irreversible that affected his image. So why not combine the two and get a tattoo, it's not like Captain Rogers will ever know, the man is an ice cube for christ sake
In Over His Head by Elensule: Tony Stark. Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist. Superhero. Incidentally, he has a thing about pools, water, oceans... you get the picture. It's been his own little secret... until, it's not.
An Ever Present Ache by @winterstar95: Tony has a secret and Steve's about to discover it....
The Secret Superpower of (1) Tony Stark by childofhebe: Steve noticed Tony's odd behavior some time ago, but he has no idea how to address it. And it worried him a lot because there were just too many layers of it. Then, he finds out why and finds himself very delighted by the reason behind it.Or: Tony Stark gained an unusual superpower he simply can't reveal to anyone.
Only Just One Time by monkiainen: Tony knits, but he does not want anyone to know about it. Although he's pretty sure he saw Steve knitting once, but it was probably a hallucination. Or was it?
Everybody’s Got a Hungry Heart by Perlmutt: Tony Stark has never experienced a true heat due to the suppressants he's taking on a daily basis. Society accepts him as a beta, together with his friends and teammates and the alpha he's secretly in love with. But some things are just too big to be kept hidden forever. An unfortunate turn of events forces Tony to reveal his biggest secret to the world...
Sentiment by @kurowrites: Tony has a hobby he has managed to keep secret from the Avengers so far...
Like a Comet Streaming On by @sineala: Tony escapes Afghanistan with a functioning Iron Man suit and a perfectly normal heart. He even manages to bring Ho Yinsen home safely at his side. But he may as well have lost everything... because his wolfbrother is dead. Six months later, the Avengers find Captain America, frozen in ice, miraculously alive. Everything and everyone Steve has ever known is gone -- except his wolfsister, the recipient of the lupine version of the super-soldier serum, who was frozen in his arms. Tony has everything but his wolf. Steve has only his wolf. This is how their lives fit together.
snow.txt by @sineala: When Tony was a kid, he wrote massive self-insert Invaders hurt/comfort epics in which Captain America rescued him a lot. And cuddled him. He wasn't expecting that Steve would ever, ever read them.
Heaven was Blue by RiaRose: Trying again, the pain is worse the second time. And as Tony's eyes roll back into his head, he pictures his bed. Soft. Warm. Enveloping and comfortable. A good novel. A cup of coffee. And a frayed, greying blanket - once blue - that he can hold in his hand. In the moments between him trying to stand up and hitting the ground unconscious, his fingers twitch over the ghost of the blanket, muscle memory from years of seeking comfort. OrAfter a fall during a battle, Tony finds himself swaying between the past and the present. Steve watches as his hands search for a softness he's ashamed to show.
Daisies Sleep in Silence by @kandisheek: Tony got used to not breathing after Afghanistan. He remembered the agony of it, the black spots in his vision as the world went out of focus, cut through with angry red spikes of pain. He never thought he'd have to do it again.But if it was to keep Steve safe, well. There was little Tony wouldn't do. Even if it involved coughing up flowers.
(I Want You to See) the Darkest Side of Me by @stark-spangled-lovers (ann2who): In Monte Carlo, Steve meets the wealthy widower Anthony Stark. It’s love at first sight—at least for Steve—and he can’t believe his luck when Tony asks him to live at Stark Mansion, his large estate in Malibu. Never in his life had Steve thought something like this was possible… never had he been this happy. However, soon Steve realizes that Tony is still deeply troubled by the death of his first wife and haunted by the many ghosts she left behind. The longer Steve lives in her shadow, the more he understands that… He can never be what Tony’s wife had once been for him. And Tony might never truly love him.
hey bestie! <3 i'm going through a rough time right now, i cried twice today so i wanted to ask you if you have any comfort sambucky fics and can recommend them to me? take care! x btw don't apologize for taking ur time to answer asks 💖💖
Hi Anon<3<3<3!!! I'm so so sorry you are feeling this way and I hope you will get better soon. I'm really bad with bookmarking so it may take a while for me to find specific comfort fics but I'm posting thus because I'm sure my Tumblatives have some good recs and I can also add my owns recs as we go.
did someone say comfort sambucky fic rec 👀
Sweeter Than Honey
A farmers market meet-cute in which Sam is a beekeeper and Bucky is a goat farmer.
Captain America and the Winter Soldier and the Box Full of Kittens
“Do you even know how to take care of kittens?” Sam asked. A fluffy tabby cat had gotten a hold of the edge of the box, and Sam caught it just before it flopped out onto the floor. It gazed up at him with wide yellow eyes, mewing loudly and flexing it’s little paws.
It is kind of cute, he thought, and then, No. Be strong.
“We can Google it?” Bucky asked, and Sam couldn’t help but laugh.
Curiosity Killed the Cap
An absurd suspicion occurs to him.
The glowing sigil on the wall. The pile of clothes, and the cat who seems to know how a smartphone works and be waiting for Bucky to get with the program.
He peers down at the cat, feeling faintly ridiculous. “Sam?”
maybe together, we can get somewhere
The government swoops into Delacroix, takes the shield, and puts Sam and Bucky in time-out. What's left to do but go on a cross-country road trip?
Electric Love
When Sam realizes that his wings low-key read his mind, he starts reflecting on things. If this had slipped by his attention for so long, what else had changed while Sam wasn’t looking?
One of those changes might be how he looks at Bucky. Another might be how Bucky looks at him.
From The Outside, Looking In
It seems like everyone around town has gotten the wrong idea about Sam and Bucky's relationship. Sam thinks maybe their use of the term partner is the cause. Bucky might not be so sure about that.
Sure Seems Like You Care
Bucky has been trying really hard not to ‘ruin the friendship’ with Sam, but there’s only room for one unrequited crush on this team.
all these people think love's for show (but i would die for you in secret)
In an effort to combat the rumors about who Sam is dating, he and Bucky make a rash decision that results in forcing the two of them to pretend to be in a relationship for three months. For PR reasons, of course.
give up and ignite (this one is a bit angsty but absolutely worth it)
The Soldier gets his soulmate mark while on a mission in 1978, September 23rd.
With Shadows as with Solid Things
Sam and Bucky find each other in the Soul World, and it's impossibly dull - until it's not.
With The Ghost Of You
Sam’s been searching for Barnes for months, constantly moving, one city to the next, barely a chance to breathe. But all his leads trail off into nothing or slam into dead-ends. Sick of the never-ending failure, tired of visiting all these amazing places yet seeing nothing of them, he takes a vacation day, takes a trip to somewhere Riley always wanted to go. And maybe there’s some truth to it’s always in the last place you'd look.
THANK YOU!!!
Hi, Anon. Sorry to hear you’ve been having a bad time. I’ve been struggling with some health issues recently and SamBucky fics have been my escape too. Another Anon (maybe you) asked @heinzrat a similar thing yesterday. Here’s the post with some of their recommendations and some from me too! Plus a few that have come to mind since:
Perfect Landing by mischiefmanager aka @sam-and-buck (she has a great fic rec list too!) - Sam and Bucky move in together after Endgame and navigate the post post apocalypse world (not tfatws compliant)
Cigarette tins and slow dances by qwertysweetea @erinspiderr - short but sweet
things you never say by glittercake @glittercake - Soulmate (ish) AU thanks to Soul Stone shenanigans.
Comfort SamBucky makes all bad days better -- but I'm sorry to hear anon is having a rough go. I have a rec list that is almost entirely fluff and is certainly all happy or hopeful endings, but here are a few more that bring the good feels for me:
Yes I do the cooking (Yes I do the cleaning) by @liminalmess (rated T) | domestic fluff with Cap!Sam and his super team of Torres and Rhodey supported by househusband!Bucky, who has realized with the help of therapy that he really just wants to love on Sam
(Sometimes) All I Think About is You by @softhauntedwinds (rated E) | Bucky develops a dirty little secret when he discovers Sam's pre-blip media content | allllll the pining, satisfying ending
The Expert by @glittercake (rated G) | archaeology dig AU in which the discovery of an exciting artifact at Bucky's dig leads to the arrival of a devastatingly attractive expert I WONDER WHO, WHO COULD IT BE
Sweet on You by @corsets-and-cardigans (rated T) | coffee shop AU in which Baker!Bucky has it bad for a gorgeous, friendly customer...who unfortunately appears to be on a date
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If I were to pick from my own works to rec a comfort fic, I think I'd choose:
I'm Not Finished Loving You (rated E) | canon divergence AU/everyone lives no one dies | Sam is sidelined by some broken ribs and finds himself at Bucky’s mercy — but in a way that involves a lot more physical therapy and wedding planning than he'd ideally prefer.
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I definitely came here to rec Curiosity Killed the Cap by @anactorya but @alivedean was ON IT :) (and I'm so delighted to know that some of my fics check the comfort box for you!). Feel better, anon!
Creative & DIY
SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT
Reblogging this because my entire life, all of my bows have looked like my shoelaces. Wrapping presents is going to be so much more aesthetically pleasing now
Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter
parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter
parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter
parents be like that’s my unpaid therapist, my eldest daughter
parents be like that’s my silent vent dump, my eldest daughter
Is this a Disney Channel Original Movie or what
Really wishing some of you fuckers lived closer so I could meet y'all at the bar after work for a cold beer and some loaded nachos.
So are we talking wonky handmade ghost tech? Is someone a psychic? Ouija boards (pls no)? How does Strike Team Delta know who to avenge? I imagine Clint using an EVP machine asking 20 questions with one word answers and Natasha getting migraines.
Clint: are you a old?
Ghost: no
Clint: okay so you're young?
Ghost: yes
Clint: cool so did you like dogs?
Ghost: no
Clint: Natasha I'm not getting anything. Think it's time to wrap it up.
Well, so: Ghost Avengers uses super sensitive Stark Tech designed specifically for supernatural uses. It’s all cutting-edge and very automated and occasionally backfires in hilariously abrupt ways. They all have personal bots to help them out depending on the situation.
And actually, one of them is pretty sensitive, but I’m not sure I should give that away at the moment.
Strike Team Delta takes requests from people who think certain sites are haunted, and evaluates them to find the ones they think they can resolve. It’s a constant argument because Tony wants them to take the flashiest ones and Coulson only wants to take the ones they can help.
However, you are correct in that Clint isn’t the best ghost investigator. He asks far too many casual questions about dogs and pizza. It’s a good thing he’s known as Hawkeye because he always gets the shot, capturing anything that moves in perfect focus.
YUP YES SIGN ME UP. I AM READY. WHERE IS THE PATREON. HAWKEYE WITH THE PERFECT GHOST CAPTURES. Super ghost tech. STONY.
Prince Philip: *dies*
Piers Morgan:
“You are free.”
THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER (2021)
Jesus Christ on a fucking CRACKER YALL THIS SCENE. Holy fuck. Fuck.
ORC FACTS
if you hold an orc up to your ear and listen carefully, you will hear him
He is impressed with your strength. You will be married in the spring.
welcome to Mealtimes With Executive Dysfunction, please have a look at our menu:
leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard)
leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard), except they aren’t actually there anymore because you ate them for lunch
staring into the fridge and whining
plain rice
tuna straight from the can
tuna ON TOP OF PLAIN RICE WHAAAAAAT *air horn noises*
something that’s probably gone bad a little but you don’t have the energy to care
something you actually like but you’re too tired to cook it properly
something you hate but it’s still slightly better than all the other options
canned soup
cheese???????
peanut??? butter?????????????
guilt about eating canned soup for the 6th time this week
oh thank god i have vegetables in the freezer
the fresh vegetables you accidentally left to rot because preparing them was too much effort
the easiest & least appetizing of 5 ways you know how to cook eggs
12 different snack foods over a period of 5 hours
- not eating anything at all for the next seven hours because you couldn’t decide between any of the above, so you gave up and now you have a headache
Big shop update! https://normalstreetsoapworks.com stuff is available now 😄 with 50% off old stock until it’s gone
Me, writing a fic: okay lets pluck Tony from avengers assemble, steve from cafa, bruce from avengers 1, thor from ragnarok, natasha from caws, clint from the comics-
-and put them all in Stark Avengers Tower and make them.have family movie nights.
And Bucky from anywhere because he’s going to be soft™️ and have sweater paws anyway.
My best friend, everyone.
So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?
Tragedy? Delicious.
A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.
A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.
Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.
Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
I miss the cinema. I miss expensive popcorn and sneaking in my own candy and finding the perfect spot with my loved ones and watching the trailers for new movies and being quiet for two whole hours with a bunch of strangers as we all get to experience the same thing at the same time :(
