[softlenaluthor]

brooklyn nine-nine + the onion

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[lafayette-largebaguette-deactiv]

Guys reblog this, you deserve good things after all the shit you’ve gone through.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[tummytat]

if you are a vegan

great!

tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it

but if you ever

ever

tell me that im a killer

or try to make me feel bad

for eating meat

i

will

eat

you

[tilnextime-sluts-deactivated201]

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

[nancybelova-blog]

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

[baiovevo]

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

[beesmygod]

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

[cyberpigeon]

it’s 2016 not 2012

[beesmygod]

oppa rude style :(

[smelterdemon-deactivated2014043]

[surprisebitch]

class lecture:

1 + 1 = 2

homework:

Your friend Sandy has five apples, you took one. How many does she have left?

exam:

You in the kitchen eating wine and your gf went upstairs to purchase a pair of dimes then you see a cucumber-shaped fish in the patio running to the store to purchase 57 commodities. What is the volume of the water bottle in mm³? 

[bellaxiao]

the realness

[feministperalta]

[wan-shailu]

if you thought YOUR hiatus was bad

[just-shower-thoughts]

My brain is like an internet browser, several tabs open, half without feedback, 1000 pop-up and where the fuck does the music come from?

[meme-theft]

[unrar]

Freedom of speech is not a license to be disrespectful.

[cha-candy]

police: you're under arrest

me: no i'm not

police: shit