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ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

yukoxmi

Dib

I think "Creep" by Radiohead suits him. Lil bro depressed :p

unalivejournal

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

fieldsofmistria

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rseptrum

au thingy from my last post

egberts

beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day

cannibalchicken

darkditzy

happy pride month everybody

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

kitchen1

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You