Just A Small Town Gorl

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Aslan is God’s fursona

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Hey itd be very awesomesauce if I could get $50 mil cash

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will a meager 50 million cents satisfy you?

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GuYs

I wanna play piano again so, I’m going to re-teach myself until I can play an entire Mötley Crüe song, Vince Neil vocals included.

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Me???

Experiencing

rejection???

Not once

Not twice

But

THRICE

in TWO (2) weeks????

it’s more likely than you think

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Just Wanna Say

Please don’t over-exert yourself for people who care little to none about you.

I know it’s easier said than done, but please try.

I’m going to.

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Bears are very cute, but watch out!!!

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Oh, so NOW you decide to tell me. Interesting

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I’m still a Loki stan just not as cringey as I was in 2012 I hope

So this may sound like unintelligible nonsense but I’ve said it a lot so, now the six of you that come here get to know.

The reason Loki became such a huge THING™ is because of Kenneth Branagh.

Some may forget he directed the first Thor movie and, while I’m not going to go buck wild and say that the whole movie is sheer perfection, he did thrive with one thing: Loki.

“Why is this?” no one ever asked.

Well, let me tell you my hypothesis(?) theory(?) blurb of utter nonsense(?)

Loki began as a Shakespearean villain. And Kenneth Branagh knows his Shakespeare.

Taking a lot of superfluous steps to accomplish one original, misguided goal? Sure

Would he soliloquize about his evil plans to break the fourth wall? Probably

He OOZES the energy of the spurned younger royal as seen in Don John

Killing your family to take the throne? Claudius whomst?

Is this a dagger I see before me? Bitch, he’s got two.

There are probably more examples, especially from Titus Andronicus, but I just need to get this out there

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If old man Steve Rogers cameos aren’t the new thing in the MCU then what is The Point™️

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Me: Tinder is so dumb, I swear, I’m going to delete it

Also me: Şຟipē ໐ຖ ๖໐ฯ ๓คkē pi¢tนrē ງ໐ Şຟ໐໐Şh

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Incorrect Fullmetal Alchemist

Roy: If you don’t buckle down and do your work, you’re gonna end up at McDonald’s

Ed: You mean we’re going to McDonald’s if I don’t do my work?

Roy: nO

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Confession Time: Full Metal Alchemist Style

Loathe as I am to admit it, Greed has Big Dick Energy

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What my New College Friends™️ are like

My friends:

Me:

My friends:

Me:

My friends:

Me: So, I was watching “The Godfather” an-

My friends: Do you ever watch anything other than that movie?

Me, closing my three tabs all playing “The Godfather”: ʸᵉˢ ᵖˡᶻ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ

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[niambi]

this post shot me in the neck

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I read this post

My sins: cancelled

Wig: snatched

Dick: out

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Baby: *grabs my finger*

Me: weird flex, but okay

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I arrive in Ancient Rome

Let us get this bread and circuses

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Have you ever heard someone say something that is just so mind-bogglingly dense that you cannot physically stop your self from making this face? That may also just be my ‘I need more than four consecutive hours of sleep face’, but hey…

Who’s to say?

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Oof, a Mood™️

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Loki in Infinity War