CARTBOY X

MOON UNIT. DEAD RANGERS. DANGEROUS WEAPONS. it’s-it. women™

[chaindemon]

from the coffin — assorted traditional armors of the moon unit 2019-2023

[subrutine]

I say this as an asexual but people on tumblr seem to have this idea of nonbinary people that is so sanitized and sexless and frumpy. It’s exhausting. I’m super fucking hot actually

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[wizardgender]

I know a guy exactly like this hold on

[wizardgender]

[bloodsadx]

im only human with my cross to bear

[valtsv]

[sodasteal]

if you listen to this album you get $1,000,000 and your very own gun that you can kill people with

[scarysigns]

[cybervillainess]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[chaindemon]

Chapter Zero: This Eye Is Evil

[chaindemon]

0: this eye is evil

[bunniope]

me: hey how do i look

the spiritual manifestation of 2012 justin mcelroy that i trapped inside of a cursed mirror: kinda faggy

[two-40-foot-slabs]

hey sorry to have to make this post but i've had a lot of unexpected expenses recently and i'm overdrawn and i need help with rent. if you like my art or my music i'd really appreciate anything you can spare. love you, thanks

paypal: [email protected]

cashapp: $wormeatensons

bandcamp soundcloud

[two-40-foot-slabs]

also if you'd like to commission me i can draw a black & white traditional illustration of absolutely anything you want starting at $50. here's some examples

[tlirsgender]

Mulder and Scully are sitting in their car and they're both thinking "am I a lesbian" and neither of them will say it. Mulder stays in the egg zone because being a woman "seems like a lot of effort," failing to realize that trans women can be butch & Scully likes to pretend she's simply career driven with no time for a man. But there's still that inexplicable longing. Their weird little tension. X files is yuri to me

[tlirsgender]

I want to stress that if Mulder ever transitioned she would look exactly the same. Mulder already looks like those 90s butches. You know.

[ID: photographs of K. D. Lang and Fox Mulder, respectively. They have the same haircut and face shape. They're sitting with similar posture, wearing light blue jeans, and a brown sweater/jacket over a light grey shirt. /end ID]

[farmlesbians]

worst news ever

[transjoel]

[botflymother-deactivated2024022]

once again saying. stop using spotify. the 1-2 punch of bandcamp and piracy is cool and good. renting access to your music library is bad and spotify is at the point where it needs to actually become profitable or its going to collapse. and its not going to become profitable. its going to get worse and more expensive and then collapse taking your entire library with it. get ahead of it start building an offline music library before your current rented library gets ethered

get a list of everything in your library so you can find the music again elsewhere. i dont have spotify so i cant test it but something like this

http://www.streamexport.com/

[pipebombgf]

girls only want one thing

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

FUCKED TO BITS

[ultraviolet-divergence]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[subspaceskater]

jeeves show me lactating femboys

[subspaceskater]

post cancelled i just realized that in the US they got rid of jeeves 17 years ago and it's just been ask.com since then. i've been operating off of an assumption that the world still worked the same way it did when i was in middle school.

[girlballs-archive]

ask dot com show me lactating femboys with fat asses