Glee Starters - Crack edition!
just silly little starters for all of your rp crack needs!
❝ when i pulled my hamstring, i went to a misogynist. ❞
❝ you look terrible. i look awesome. ❞
❝ i will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. i will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. and then, on some dark, cold night, i will steal away into your home and punch you in the face. ❞
❝ oh my gosh, i open my mouth and a little purse falls out! how did that get in there? that’s so gay. ❞
❝ i turned down bumper bowling for this. you know how much i love bumper bowling. ❞
❝ i’ve gotta gay. go. i’ve gotta go. ❞
❝ what is your problem?! it’s just a moist towelette! ❞
❝ you know what kind of disgusting images i’m gonna have to look at to get this out of my head? i’m gonna have to go straight to the wound care center. i’m gonna have to stare at some wounds. ❞
❝ i just try to be really, really honest with people when i think that they suck. ❞
❝ i didn’t send her to an active crack house. ❞
❝ i thought we agreed the ‘things i did wrong this week’ list was hurting more than helping. ❞
❝ i have been stealing pasta. but it’s not for dinner… it’s for art. ❞
❝ my body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. if i don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise. ❞
❝ i don’t like your smirky little meercat face. ❞
❝ you smell like craigslist. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, i didn’t hear you, i was distracted by your giant horse teeth. ❞
❝ i still have the use of my penis. ❞
❝ you know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are. me. ❞
❝ it just looked like you were having gas pains or something. ❞
❝ i like how you pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all of your stuff you’re offended. ❞
❝ you have a surgery when you get your appendix taken out, you got a boob job! ❞
❝ i’m an attractive guy, and you are into dudes, and if you weren’t into me i’d probably be pretty offended. ❞