Anarchy In The Utopia

Joa . They/them . 29 . France . Just a little guy 🦀

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[outofeverythingthisnamewasleft]

German ornithologist Magdalena Heinroth posing with three jackdaws she hand-raised in Berlin around 1919.

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[tempetejovienne]

My friend was reading an article about ötzi to me in the waiting room to distract me from The Very Scary Appointment but I actually already knew all of the info in the article and was the one telling him fun facts about the neolithic mummy. It worked as a distraction I guess.

[iliothermia]

[crowfee]

tag urself where do u fall on the buzz to woody, jim carrey to yo-yo ma (BWJY) spectrum

[memedokies]

some creatures i drew a while ago but i dont remember when or what i used. they just sort of appeared i suppose

[kosmogrl]

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[dogpuppy]

[artochondrion]

Here, take this gouache coelacanth

I migrate here from Instagram :)

[pmamtraveller]

At Syso (2007), by Alexander Kosnichev

[omnia-mors-aequat-nstrwa]

Joseph Plateau — Phenakistoscope art (1887)

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[gallusrostromegalus]

How do you preserve the food from your garden so it doesn't go bad before you can eat it?

You are wildly underestimating my ability to go fucking feral about fresh produce. I don't think I even brought snap peas into the house last year. Just ate them right off the vine.

Though I did end up freezing the strawberries/blue berries as they ripened, but even those were consumed within the week.

The only tough one was the potatoes, but that was resolved by just foisting potatoes on everyone I knew. Much more welcome than Zucchinis.

[anubidian]

Oh this is why every gardening person I know keeps trying to give me the food they grow

[gallusrostromegalus]

That, and we love you. Homegrown produce is a love language.

Unless it's zucchini. Then it's a cry for help.

[elodieunderglass]

Tomato (June) - I think highly of you; treasured friend

Tomato (September) - you are a warm body that is nearby

Fresh new asparagus - romantic love

Artichoke - fondness

New rhubarb with leaves removed - flirtatious potential

Rhubarb with leaves left on - the bloom is gone

Swiss chard - I have made mistakes

Perpetual spinach - declaration of animosity between our houses

White-fleshed potato - you are a neighbor

Blue or red fleshed potato - as above, but with overtones of camaraderie/affection

Kale - you are a person who was nearby when I had kale

Raspberries - you are a person I admire

Strawberries - you are a treasure

Onion - I am confused

Young French beans or young peas - I thought of you especially

Runner beans - mild criticism; familial ties; gift from parent to child

Pumpkins - overt romantic, sexual or childhood-bestie interest; highest declaration of loyalty

Prettily coloured popping corn, I.e. glass gem - let this seal the breach between our houses

Zucchini/courgette - cry for help, resignation

Novelty pumpkins - marriage proposal

[pmamtraveller]

Sculpture by Volodymyr Tsisaryk

[pmamtraveller]

Hilma Af Klint, The Swan, 1915