WhyDontYouUnderstandMySarcasm

21. Texas. Getting a music degree and fighting the patriarchy.

[gilmorescreencaps]

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[typhlonectes]

[spectrometrie]

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

[foginthecountryside]

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

Whoa mama mia cunt

[politicalsci]

[stevviefox]

Truth.

[evolvingessence]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

someone: what does anxiety feel like

me:

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[myfaithisreal]

I was reading my Bible and I came across this verse:

And all I could think was:

[memesandlaughs]

[anxietyproblem]

[queenundomiel-blog]

[kyrafic]

“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

[lisa-maxwell]

Word.

[johnskylar]

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

[certified-p0ser]

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A LEGEND

[somecutething]

[simonalkenmayer]

“How dare you, sir?”

[takeiteasy-breathe]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[pocblog]

[protectblkwomen]

This is so cute!

[elaxisfae]

The type of quality content I like to see

[crit-sunstone]

[puyopuyo]

[elpatron-delmal]

s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about