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arrogantsuggestion

You are in control.

#q

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Anonymously tell me what you hate about me.

Bonus points for worthless insults!

#ask meme

aonedirectionlovingcanadian-blog

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

Glow Blog

you’re invited to kick my ass!

date: any day (preferably soon) time: anytime (again, as soon as possible) place: anywhere rsvp: not even necessary! just show up whenever & wherever i am and start swinging

#do your best

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#literally me

Barks exhaustedly!!!

#There was so much that happened.#ic

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@anhajo

#dogs #!#loud

Definitely not. Bread.

#Jesus Christ.#ic #vague ?#food ment

I smell bread.

#Cinnamon raisin?#ic #Be right back.

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The tiny prongs on the tip of my tongue sometimes find shreds wedged between my teeth and it’s honestly?

#Relalatable.#FUCK. I can't fucking. Spell that goddamn word.#Anyways. Relatable.#cannibalism imp

Speaking of which, I need to make a masterlist of my dogs.

#There's so many of them.#I hate this planet honestly?#Like. Jesus.#I fucking hate this planet. There are so many dogs but this planet is literally toxic.#Why do the dogs keep showing up.#I have to save all of them.#I keep making them individualized gas masks.#ic

bombing

don’t forget to like, comment, and eat shit

#Realatable.#Relatable? Fuck.

A body building blog followed me.

#Understandable.#I'm massive and tall and I've got dogs.#ic

I found a new dog.

#He's a blind German Shepard. I love her.#ic

The dog's earned his name.

#His new name is Moneybags.#ic

augnomate-deactivated20160328

offhandedly, i want to punch every person that uses the word “purchased” during casual conversation.

#It sounds awkward in conversation.#This is an agreeable post.

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