Elder Scrolls Sentence Starters - Sheogorath quotes
"A shame he's dead. These things happen."
"I'm so happy, I could just rip out your intestines and strangle you with them."
"I'm not talking about them. You've probably figured that out by now."
"And out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
"Perhaps it will serve you well. Or look lovely on your corpse."
"Time to save the realm? Rescue the damsel! Slay the beast! Or die trying."
"Eternity is on a rather tight guideline."
"He's a detail-oriented type of person. A big help. And a snappy dresser."
"Now get going. Before I change my mind, or my mind changes me."
"You wouldn't like me when I'm bored."
"A wonderful place. Except when it's horrible. Then it's horribly wonderful."
"Good for a visit, or an eternity."
"No need to burden your little brain with it now."
"They taste of butter. And tears."
"He's got more brains than a brain pie."
"Come visit again! Or I'll pluck out your eyes, ha ha ha."
"Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one."
"You've run the the maze like a good little rat."
"I assume you've succeeded."
"Or you're terribly confused."
"Or really lacking in good judgement!"
"He knows a lot. More than he knows."
"What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old?"
"I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvellous time!"
"Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... oh, and the cheese! To die for."
"Hold your tongue or I will."
"I'll swallow your soul and vomit it into the Everfilling Chamberpot of the Ageleess."
"Sometimes you need to break a few eggs. Or skulls."
"Faithful like a good hound, that one, and he looks better in a suit."
"A dangerous choice. I like it."
"Breathe it deep. Bathe in its scent. Bottle it up. Save some for later."
"I can see it in your face, mostly in the eyes. I may take those from you when this is done."
"I can feel things start to get a little hairy and not in a good way, like on your head."
"He doesn't even carry a cane!"
"Haven't you noodled it all through yet?"
"Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags anyway? Cats hate bags."
"You know what would be a good sign? "Free sweet rolls!" Who wouldn't like that?"
"You know me, you just don't know it."
"Now you. You can call me Ann Marie."
"But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails."
"Wait! Don't tell me! I want to guess!"
"I find everyone being out to get you so terribly entertaining."
"Wrong on all accounts, aren't I?"
"Why waste all that hatred on yourself when it can so easily be directed at others?"
"I am a shadow on your subconscious."
"A blemish on your fragile little psyche."
"You know me, you just don't know it."
"If you ride a narwhal, mind the pointy end."
"Do you mind? I'm trying to do the fish stick. It's a very delicate state of mind."
"I do love it when the mortals know they're being manipulated. Makes things infinitely more interesting."
"It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."
"The game is afoot. Or a leg. Or all manner of severed limbs."
"Clothes? Check! Beard? Check!"
"We can share a strawberry torte! Ta ta!"
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