Durrgon Age....and Mass Effect

Bioware fandom blog, mostly my art and some relevant reblogs

[awellboiledicicle]

Hawke wearing jorts tho

[milramemo-deactivated20210205]

The Fashion Crime Eliminator

original vid (X)

[imperatoralicia]

I keep thinking how funny it would be to put cling wrap over an Eluvian.

[bubonickitten]

pls picture Solas walking thru an eluvian like

[adorably-confused]

According to my ASL teacher, we don’t say dragon in sign language. we say “spicy dinosaur” and I think thats beautiful. 

[rated-d-deactivated20230109]

Well, that’s pretty accurate! 

[askclint]

That’s…that’s pretty much it, yeah.

[safetytank]

[dreamwurks-deactivated20171118]

How to train your spicy dinosaur

[itsreallystupid]

Imagine Spicy Dinosaurs

[nerdycurvyboundandflirty]

Dungeons & Spicy Dinosaurs

[championofandersbutt]

Me playing Origins: I'm going to make the circle independent.

Bioware: None of the boons get passed along.

Me playing DA2: My Hawke is going to be a super pro-mage anti-chantry blood mage who supported Anders.

Bioware: Yeah, we're going to write Hawke to be nothing like that in Inquisition regardless of your choices.

Me playing Inquisition: I'm going to make Leliana divine so the mages can keep their freedom.

Bioware: Actually no matter who becomes divine, the circle will eventually come back.

Me: WHY DO YOU GIVE ME DECISIONS TO MAKE IF NONE OF THEM MEAN ANYTHING!?!?!!?

[apricottartlet-deactivated20251]

bioware: this is the official document stating that the Circles of Magi are back no matter who you chose as the Divine

me:

[championofandersbutt]

anders: im going to destroy an oppressive institution trying to commit genocide

bioware: trash. complete trash. irredeemable. how dare you like him. you should just kill him because we're never going to see him again

solas: im going to destroy the entire fucking world

bioware: tragic martyr. isn't he hot when he's bad. he's not evil, just complex. maybe we'll redeem him. he'll be in the sequels.

[championofandersbutt]

bioware: the Templar/Mage war is a morally grey conflict

me: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ’ⁿ

[viktopia]

*learns perspective for the sake of a goddamn meme* WIP

[kirkwallninenine]

[thethirdamell]

essiefied is this you? 

[maevling]

Punch the baddies right in the face

[paladinodanse-deactivated201708]

I forgot to share lmao Im really sorry

[yolkinthejump]

just greagoir and irving having a good laugh ha ha haaa we fight all the time about your right to exist haa 

Sten: “This is why on Par Vollen we sew our mages’ mouths shut and cut out their tongues.” Greagoir: “I’m inclined to agree with your friend. After all, the Qunari would never have found themselves in this situation.”

if they were to ever actually go hard “at each other’s throats” like if irving challenged him for real greagoir could cut him down like that. at the end of the day he holds the power. irving might hold the most when compared to other mages but a long leash is still a leash. even if he mostly buys into a lot of the gross chantry rhetoric on some level he has to know that. that’s just how it is. 

the dude considers solitary for a year ‘going easy’, he’s willing to sacrifice jowan, etc. he plays the game. he’s a sad old man who thinks he’s doing his best and i’m not particularly inclined to shed tears for him but still. still.

anyway this exchange like [internal screaming]

[championofandersbutt]

Anders: Years ago, we have lost Bioware

Bioware, across from another room: STOP TELLING EVERYONE WE'RE DEAD

Anders: I can still hear them unfairly vilifying me and mages sometimes

[nihluskryikarchive]

WHAT

[dorkyalistair]

dragon age + disney (2/?)

[ngc5139]

Hey

if youre part of or associate with the weird cis positive stuff goin around in the DA fandom rn aka cis fenris week or cis whoever week I’m kindly asking you to unfollow me. dont message me and don’t visit my blog thank you