hi I'm cipher

she/her 20 if you want to see my writing use the #writing tag

[cipher-is-baby]

Hey

for when I start writing more stories pls follow my wattpad Cipher-5

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[decladams]

lesbian heated rivalry wouldn’t be in hockey because there are already many out queer women in hockey due to the fact that hockey is viewed as a men’s sport. the whole reason hockey is captivating for mlm is because it is a toxically masculine sport and the idea of having out queer men in that sport is surprising (requiring them to stay closeted/have situationships/etc), whereas it is not nearly as surprising for queer women. therefore, lesbian heated rivalry would actually occur in a setting like ballet, gymnastics, or some other stereotypically feminine sport (that has toxic feminine standards) where queer women are not as visible. in this essay i will

[cipher-is-baby]

Please god I want a competive cheer show so bad not game cheer but like real competition cheer bc I was the only queer kid on my squad and it was one of the reasons I had to quit

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[shopwitchvamp]

[amvs]

[amvs]

[amvs]

genuinely they have probably saved people.

[amvs]

they HAVE saved people actually i’m 100% sure of that. i’ve learned about so many recalls i would’ve had no idea about otherwise !!!! from the bottom of all of our hearts thank you mamoru

[mamoru]

aw shucks, thank YOU! what a pick me up!

when I was younger, I got food poisoning. I was supposed to recover from it, but I wound up with a bunch of nasty medical conditions instead. I never imagined I would become disabled from food.

so I am really glad I have been able to help spread the word every now and then about food safety and recalls, since it hopefully means a few less people going through what I have.

while I have your attention, I do not post every recall, even just for the US, so here are a few of the links I use!

recalls.gov/recent.html <- aggregate of official government recall links for the US! food, drugs, products, child safety seats, motor vehicles, and tires! (half the feeds are broken half the time, but hey, it works™! check the FDA enforcement reports for a more complete list of recalls, especially drug recalls!)

recalls for canada <- recalls for canada!

RASFF <- food recalls and safety alerts for the EU!

food safety news <- news about food safety in the US, canada, and around the world!

I was poisoned <- see where people have gotten food poisoning near you, and report your own! (worldwide!)

thanks for reading, stay safe and take care!

[simp4frogs]

was that the bite of ‘87???

cross stitch of markiplier and fnaf by me!!

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[cipher-is-baby]

Why am I seeing people shocked nickelback is Canadian I thought we all knew that

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[scramratz]

[hmantegazzi]

TODAY, November 4th, 2025, is the day when you have to vote for Zohran if you live in New York City.

Please don't forget about it. Your country desperately needs a hopeful and capable leadership referent to counteract the absolute disaster of government you have.

Electing this guy means much better chances to oust Trump and get people who will actually try to revert the destruction of his administration, both in Congress and in the federal government.

[aleprouswitch]

Herbie Hancock trying to figure out how to fix a mixer, c. early 80s.

[warmdoe]

Both of these photos were taken by Mr. Bonzai in either 1990 or 1989 (My sources conflict)

[kosmogrl]

november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

[hissingvirgil]

Reblog today only to avoid OP cursing you out for a stick of unsalted butter