Essentially Ecentric

Virgo. 20. Canada. Single. Her/She. Eclectic Witch. Singer. Artist. Writer. Actress. Lover of memes

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[tacosauce77]

Infinity War (2018)

[nest-deactivated20181209]

the ratemyprofessor for one of my college’s philosophy profs

[jumex]

at 10:30 am

[karnalesbian]

sounds about right for a philosophy professor

[wewontbe]

this is how you unlock his side quest

[w00-ah]

[jasonptodd]

straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing

[jasonptodd]

on their anniversary.

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

and he still posted it????

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.

[jasonptodd]

shut up straightie

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!

[jasonptodd]

straight people are bad

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Can you tell me why?

[jasonptodd]

being straight is unnatural

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD

WHAT!?

THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD

[jasonptodd]

being straight is a sin

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.

[jasonptodd]

no i’m serious

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.

[jasonptodd]

it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m going to argue against this in two parts.

I’m VERY sure that the bible says that god hates gays. (which I don’t agree with)

SINCE FUCKING WHEN WAS THE BIBLE A RELIABLE SOURCE!?

[jasonptodd]

“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.

[jasonptodd]

that’s fake, actually

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.

[angelbabyspice]

they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat

[phantomsuperman]

Today in dumb news, a straight person looses their shit for being treated like an LGBTQ person

[robotatertot]

It’s that time of year again

[robotatertot]

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[thelighttasteslikelasagna]

hesitate, bitch

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[eroscestlavie]

every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes 

i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water 

[feistyfrank]

that was a classic that was a classic

[thelovelylights]

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

[professorsparklepants]

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.

[egg690]

I FOUND IT!!

[changeisforthewicked]

that angsty dancing circa Billy Elliot

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

everything wrong with megamind: nothing

[yeezy-nation]

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

[evilposting-deactivated20180929]

I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

[yeezy-nation]

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

[evilposting-deactivated20180929]

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake :(

[weavemama]

imagine being one of the most powerful people in the world and having the audacity to tweet some useless shit like that 

[bigblondelicious]

[catchymemes]

Avengers Stunt Doubles

[onedirectionforever]

remember when Mulan risked her life and her family’s honor to save her dad and ended up saving all of China from the Huns but Anna and Elsa are considered Disney’s feminist icons

[agenderwaterbender-deactivated2]

i want:

a new tattoo.

to be kissed.

to not be nervous about my future.

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[madarchitectwithapen]

I don’t need this energy, I need this money

[thestarseedvisionary]

the energy brings you the money

[ziskeit]

May 19th, 2009: Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.

[devildoll]

Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is freaking inspiring.

[cyberpunknoire]

can you fucking imagine shia labeouf as loki 

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[catreadmymind]

Im terrified

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.