Changeling Chatter

Hi! I post about things (mostly reblogs lol) I’m an adult. Hyperfixations go brbbbrr

[clowns0up-felix]

what if he was a bunny and ate carrots and ran fast and more

[jayrockin]

Happy to announce I was the one to push Almost Real past to 35k - only 5k more to go!!!!! I've got two empty spots in my bookshelf cmon!!!!!!

Thank you for your invaluable help with the Kickstarter goal. Here, take this. On the house...

[were--ralph]

Thinking about when I worked for honey baked ham and whenever we got busy our store manager would recalibrate the pricing scales to make hams more expensive per pound and most hams landed around $80 naturally so sometimes you'd get an 8lb ham for like $110

[were--ralph]

It seems expensive already but white people really like overpriced ham for some reason

[were--ralph]

Also this isn't me being funny I genuinely mean we would literally have a line out the door and wrapped around at 7am almost exclusively white people who wanted a $120 ham for Easter

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[orivu]

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

[0v9]

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

[rabblets]

Theres 0 thoughts in that head I dont think theres even a brain his last brain cell took a hike

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[seabeck]

Baby arachnid

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[segmentedleg]

Awakening SproutingSeed. Jen Violette. Glass.

[sharkapology]

People do not give us (Brasil) enough credit for:

Our fucked up dolphins

Our fucked up porcupines

Our fucked up snakes

This

[celestial-seasonings427]

What the fuck is that

[sharkapology]

can u be nice

[peregrinethegryphon]

I made something cursed but hopefully helpful to artists.

[konoko]

[cognitohazardous]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANT #5362 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[mrrrl]

I made a comic about Furby babies and emotional neglect. As you do. (Click through for more legible resolution!)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ink-the-artist]

mammatus and cumulonimbus they are best friends

[cannibalchicken]