Chantal Lauper

If you cut me, I bleed Vogue

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[links-hipster-scarf]

Clearly you missed the “get Peyton a fluffy chicken” debacle 2013

[mooserattler]

Hello 1 million! You guys are the greatest, and I love all of you! I’m gonna cry, and do a live video chat!!!!

[omgthatdress]

COME ON

[neonslowpoke]

(x)

[gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb]

raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time

[ghostsandgoblins]

[vikander]

[immadeofdreams]

“My name is Adore Delano and I’m a messy slut. [laughs] I’m known for being really messy.”

[lopmon]

[justinegyal-deactivated20180331]

LMAOOOOO

[eolo]

[glosswave]

My name’s Adore Delano and I’m a messy slut

[paprika]

[glassbonespaperskin]

You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and I am yours

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[shitpostempire]

[starbug]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[animalsnaps]

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you

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where did lorde go. what did taylor swift do to her