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pretty fucked up that donald trump just won another election and i’m crying about SOMETHING ELSE

#at least it makes crying at work acceptable #they don’t need to know why i’m sad

where is my balance between not wanting to hurt them but acknowledging that they already hurt me, so i am actually very justified in putting myself above them

throwing up because you’re so sad when you haven’t eaten anything because you’re so sad just makes you even more sad turns out

lady gaga sux

Um wrong??? Who????

nocontextveggies

shiftythrifting

a very unsettling plate found in Cracow, Poland

erevshelshoshanim

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

erevshelshoshanim

Thin people can reblog this btw

saintvitus

powerburial

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

frankifyed-was-taken

honestly what the fuck does this mean

vhsv0id

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

themightyglamazon

GOOD ADVICE

usbdongle-deactivated20200531

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

latadelixo

huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de

I have questions

unclebeanbag

To get to the other side

demilypyro

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

topographicocean

Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.

demilypyro

There’s no grooves on a CD tho???

rave-lord-nito

They’re just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.

demilypyro

Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that

thebaconsandwichofregret

well they looked at a record and said “How do we fit more information on this?” to which the reply is “Well either you make the record bigger or the grooves smaller” and making the grooves smaller is way more convenient so they say “Well how do we make the grooves smaller?” and that’s when a total madman comes out with eyes flashing and yells “WITH A LASER!”

And that’s how the CD was invented

firelxdykatara

how did they figure out how to fit information in grooves in a piece of vinyl in the first place????

katebushh

probably got some ideas outta this

salmon404

Fucking mad lads

macleod

#the really wild fact is that even purely digital forms of storing information are basically just ‘count the bump’ technology really

sistertaxon

shortviolet

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved

“yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.”

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.”

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !”

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.”

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY”

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?”

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge.

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy”

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO”

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.”

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.”