ARE WE ALL WRONG? @chaosfeld - Tumblr Blog

[Video description: A text conversation with DHL eCommerce Virtual Assistant, with the text being revealed as it is spoken. Soft, nearly inaudible drums and piano play in the background.

Assistant: I’m really sorry about this, but I don’t understand what you want. Would you mind trying again, only say it a little differently?

Person: What if I’m not *home* when my package arrives?

Assistant: Take a deep breath.

Person (in disbelief, audio clipping): I’m sorry?

Assistant: That’s alright. (whispering passionately) I forgive you.

The audio turns into soft rock music while the video turns into a video game of a DHL van flying through a city. The voice and text of the assistant saying “I forgive you” are layered over and over. There is a flash of a figure holding a dead horse. The van jumps off a ramp and spins through a tunnel of excavator arms lined up on a bridge. The video fades into a horse running along a beach at dawn, with a final scroll-through of the text ending on “I forgive you” as a piano riff plays. /end description]

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this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "