The Chaotic Anarchist

This is a Tumblr for my Twitch I also run ChaoticBandKid for funny stories I try to stream everyday but you know

[chaosncrnte]

Check me out at https://twitch.tv/ChaosNcrnte

[chaosncrnte]

hello! i’m back, kinda, and i have some updates! streams are now every week, ranging from different worlds, BUT, i’ve got some big news. The ChaosSmp is back!! we have a couple people who have left, but nevertheless, we shall continue! join us this saturday for the return of the ChaosSmp!

[view-from-up-here]

[halfinvisible]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

[batsguy]

reblog if your page is a safe space for ppl who use neopronouns

[carelessly-whispers]

hey music gays

reblog this post with your sexuality/gender and what instrument(s) you play!

[chaosncrnte]

I’m genderfluid and pan and I play mallets aka marimba aka the pit

[satisfictiion]

A tv show in the style of The Office and Parks and Rec, but it follows a small town high school marching band

A friend and I came up with a vague concept of it at lunch, but hear me out

-the band director is this disgruntled middle aged dude who just wants to win one season -he pretty much hates his job and is planning to quit, but he’s determined to outlast the drama teacher -his worst rival is the drama teacher. It’s so bad that the band kids and the theater kids won’t even look at each other

-the siblings, Jack and Lyse -Jack is a junior (saxophone player) -he low key secretly wants to play the Clarinet -he’s the saxophone section leader and Can’t Fucking Handle It™ -and he’s so mad because he worked so hard for it, but the people in his section just suck -he would totally try to act like everything is fine, though -“being section leader … It’s great. I love what I do.” *later* “I swear to God if one more freshmen runs into me while marching I’ll put old reeds in their marching shoes.” -Lyse is a sophomore -she was supposed to be a saxophone player like her brother, but she got voluntold to play mellophone because there weren’t enough of them -she doesn’t really care, though, because she just wants to make it through without being noticed -but halfway through the marching season we discover that she actually really wants to be a theater kid -because she’s just trying to survive high school, she kind of gets run over a lot, but she’s secretly really salty and will stand up for herself if you push her enough -“I was best friends with Evan (president of the drama club) until freshmen year when I found out that he was the snake putting hot sauce in my mouth piece. And what better way to get back at snakes then by putting snakes in their back pack? … Jack says that sometimes I over react, and I’m starting to think that maybe he’s right.”

-the percussionists are pretty much elusive emo kids in a weird “inner circle” type thing with favoritism amongst drum majors -except for one named Brent -he’s real name is not Brent, but at this point everybody is to afraid to ask what it actually is or why he’s called Brent -the first time we meet him he blows vape juice in a freshmans face -the freshmen kind of worship him, and can often be seen fanning him and doing his bidding for no reason -he carpools with people and tells who ever is in the back seat that they’re “sitting in his children” -hardly ever even shows up -“I’m a senior, so I just kind of come and go. I’m only staying for them” *looks out at the freshmen all standing to the side staring at him*

-the freshmen do not speak -they can be seen running around doing weird things, but they never talk -one of the running jokes is that one of them will get a talking head, but when they open their mouth to speak they get cut off by an upperclassmen

-the other running joke is that every time someone in color guard hits someone or an instrument, Bret just throws his snare drum (or nearest instrument) at them -several freshmen have been thrown -every time it happens the band director stares into the camera and makes a tally mark on his clipboard -the clipboard is pretty much just tally marks and a note with a reminder to die

Feel free to add stuff! Make your own characters!

(It’ll be called Band Kids, by the way)

[rainbow-cookie]

although this is not the Alador we were waiting for. But I still consider him one of the best new characters in season 2.

I really liked how they showed Alador👉🏾👈🏽

[shoelace-and-friends]

Stefan Karl, when being told that Robbie Rotten is a sex symbol: Oh- …Well, uh… thanks! 

Magnus Scheving, when being told that Sportacus is a sex symbol:  Yes! Sportacus is hot- steaming, an absolute hunk! HILF! HERO👏I’D👏LIKE👏TO👏FUCK! Ur goddamn right! 

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yes" why isn't there a "purgatory maybe"?

Jason: Purghaps.

[frostbittenbucky]

Bruce is very proud when his kids finally beat him at sparring

Dick-15

Batman: [obviously limping around the watchtower]

Superman: [pulls him aside] “Batman, what happened?”

Batman: [trying not to sound excited] “Robin finally bested me during our sparring”

Superman: “oh th-“

Batman: “he cracked three of my ribs and dislocated my hip”

Superman: “b-“

Batman: “then he got me in a headlock and held me until I passed out”

Superman: “Bruce… What the fuck”

Jason-14

Bruce laying on the couch with a concussion

Clark: “is everything alright? You missed the meeting and didn’t answer any of our calls”

Bruce: “hm, sparring”

Clark: “with Dick?”

Bruce: [mumbling] “no… Ja… Jason. Used a uh, ah, um…”

Clark: “a? Weapon? A brick? There’s no way you lost to him, it took Dick years to finally win”

Bruce: “… I don’t remember… but it worked”

Alfred: “master Jason used a first copy of the Oxford dictionary. After the spar was supposedly over he used the ‘element off surprise’

Bruce: “dats ma boy”

Alfred: [shaking him] “stay awake”

Tim- 14

Bruce having lunch with Clark, sporting a black eye

Clark: “those sun glasses aren’t helping you”

Bruce: [sipping his wine] “didn’t think so”

Clark: “did you have a rough night?”

Bruce: “no, turns out Tim is a natural with the staff. We’ve been working at it for months, he’s very talented “

Clark: “what is wrong with you?”

Bruce: “if they can’t kick my ass then I’m not training them right, Clark”

Cassandra-20

Bruce: [is groaning and wincing when he moves]

Clark: [chilling at Bruce’s] “I didn’t know you could acknowledge pain”

Bruce: “she threw me like a rag doll, Clark”

Clark: “wait who?”

Bruce: “Cassandra. She wanted to spar, I never landed a hit on her. The fight was 6 maybe 7 seconds tops “

Clark: “she sounds dangerous”

Bruce: [is amazed]“I have so much to learn from her”

Damian- 11

Superman: [enters the bat cave] “Bruce?”

Bruce: [in the medbay giving himself stitches] “here”

Superman: “ouch, what happened to you?”

Bruce: “sparring with Damian”

Superman: “sparring?”

Bruce: [looks up, smiles] “he did this with his nails. But that’s just the surface”

Superman: [x-rays] “Is your leg broken?”

Bruce: “hm, probably. Certainly feels like it”

Superman: [slow blinks] “yea, it’s broken, B”

Duke- 17

Clark: [flying in] “I heard screaming, is everyone alright?”

Bruce: [crumpled on the ground] “fuck”

Duke: “oh my god, oh my god, I’m so sorry”

Clark: “did you use your powers on him?”

Duke: [panicing] “no! We were sparring and I got scared when I thought he was going to do that grabby twisty thing before he slams people?? and kicked him in the balls”

Clark: “uh”

Duke: [tries to help Bruce up]

Bruce: [swats him away, voice hoarse] “you win, you win. I tap out”

Clark: “I thought you wore cups?”

Bruce: “I am… Duke”

Duke: [biting his nails] “yea?”

Bruce: “hmm… good… good kick”

Stephanie-22

Bruce: [gets into position] “ready?”

Stephanie: [gets into position] “ready”

Bruce: [lunges]

Stephanie: [deploys taser]

Bruce: [somewhat goes down, but not fully because he’s Batman] “ow”

Stephanie: “you said ow! I win!”

Bruce: “that’s not a win”

Stephanie: “did you know I had a taser?”

Bruce: “no”

Stephanie: [jazz hands] “the element of surprise!”

Bruce: “no” [gets back into position]

Stephanie: “fine” [drops him]

Clark: [watching the whole time]“she definitely won”

Bruce: [gasps] “yep” [gives Stephanie a high-five from the ground]

[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[misomimii]

Same energy

Lmao

[lpbear]

[cevansdilf]

[victorgparra-deactivated2020111]

[idonthavevans]

[soufcakmistress]

Screaminggggg

[emma-elsa-0000]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I die

[marvelxs-universe]

literally one of the greatest threads on this app

[homunculus-argument]

Enemies-to-lovers, but instead of featuring a villain redemption arc, the heroic one is getting progressively more corrupt, unhinged and fucked up, and the one who was originally the clear-cut villain out of the two is just like "well mark me down as scared and horny"

[bantaro-bird]

When I said "At this point I am just straight up writing fanfiction," this is the post I was talking about.

[glannis-heels]

Reblog if all of the transgender Lazytown headcannons make you so so happy, because even if you don’t personally believe those characters are trans, it’s so wonderful to see all the acceptance and happiness this fandom and community can bring and how people can relate to these characters so well and you want to cry because you love everyone with all your heart

[indigowallbreaker]

sportarobbie fluff: Robbie tends to get a little touch starved and when it happens, he usually "accidentally" brushes up against sporp for that physical contact and eventually the sportsman catches on so whenever robbie goes and does that he just swoops in, picks him up and nuzzles into him (and probably carries him around for most of the day)

It gets to the point where as soon as Robbie comes into town, Sportacus stands uncomfortably close *just in case*. Some days Robbie just rolls his eyes and goes home but, as we all know, some days are harder than others. Sportacus will be doing stretching with the kids or something and Robbie just slogs over and lays his head in Sport’s lap. Sportacus cards a hand through Robbie’s hair and tells the kids to take it easy for the day.

Bonus: The New Favorite Game among the kids is to tackle hug Robbie after a scheme goes wrong, before he can disappear back into his lair.

This is So Pure I’m so grateful for this idea.

[sorahana]

( headcanons inspired by @shannanevern83 super adorable drabble )

Glanni & Robbie are cousins. Ithro and Sporty are brothers

Glanni and Ithro hooked up first. They lowkey pushed Sporty and Robbie to get closer ( “no glanni we can’t lock them up in the closet” “but it works in the movies!” )

Eventually all of them get super close and become one big family

Often video calls each other. If not, then occasional phone calls and texts, just to know that each couple are happy and healthy

Ithro and Glanni likes to swing by LazyTown without warning. Robbie is highkey sighing in the bg while Sporty is all ‘Ithro!!! :}D 

Glanni is the makeup guru. Pulls everyone into a makeup session that ends with everyone sporting winged eyeliner that could kill you

Ithro is surprisingly the best cook of the bunch. Knows a lot of recipes, mostly involving fish or seafood but can cook other proteins. Puts a ton of vegetables in his dishes despite the groans

Robbie is undoubtedly the go-to-man when it comes to technology. He can fix, invent and innovate just about anything

Sporty helps out whenever he could. He’s an eager pup that is willing to learn just about anything if it means making the lives of his loved ones easier

Sometimes all of them sleep together, either on a large bed or a nest made of blankets and pillows on the floor

All of them look out for each other but there’s an unspoken agreement that Sporty is the baby of the group

Don’t ever hurt Sporty. Like if you’re ever dumb enough to insult him in front of Glanni, Ithro and Robbie, they’ll turn and have murder in their eyes. Ithro at the very least is prepared to rip someone apart with his bare hands.

Movie nights often end with Sporty asleep first, Robbie watching the movie till the end and the other couple skedaddling off to have some ‘’’fun’’’ elsewhere ( they play jenga. Ithro shows surprising aptitude. Glanie call hacks )

Ithro and Sporty loves to carry their partners, sometimes making it a competition on who can bench press their noodle bfs more

Robbie and Glanni sometimes complain to each other about their Extra™ elves while they paint their nails

Everyone just loves everyone okay

I want to write this ahhhhhhh

[shipsgoingintohistory]

Sportacus and Robbie early into their relationship trading secrets.

Robbie thinks his are all deep and dark, but he ends up saying things like ‘My hair is actually curly’ or ‘I ate a strawberry once, it was okay.’

Sportacus’s secrets are just weird. 'I ate an entire watermelon, rind and all, in one sitting once’ or 'I make board games out of sportscandy’.