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jaydendr4ws

In another life where she didnt fumble 🥹❤️‍🩹

transgwender616

vivianunknown

“Zooble is way better trans rep than Jax”

Looks inside:

Of the two Zooble is the most *agreeable* trans rep because they’re out from the get-go, funny, and are also largely considered morally acceptable in their actions.

dandeliont3aandsageleaves

*Brennan voice*

All around you is ruin. You're badly beaten and hurt. Your friends are injured, your allies are dying. You're low on resources and spell slots. The villain stands before you, about to complete their ritual and destroy the world. It would seem as though all hope is lost, when out of the dust a familiar figure appears.

Clad in a sleek black suit and a warm smile on his face, is the mayor of New York City Zohran Mamdani. He looks at you and says "let's save this city at no additional cost to the taxpayers."

Mayor Mamdani raises his hand, and casts a ninth level mass heal restoring everyone to full health.

eleilinnrallin

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

newtsoftheworldunite

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

kimberlychapman

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

I randomly recalled this story from when I was a kid.

So, there was an old, unused sand pit at my elementary school, and a bunch of us would spend hours digging in it to unearth the clay underneath. We would then hand the clay off to some others to turn into little sculptures with water from our bottles, and then sell them in exchange for snacks and trinkets.

I think I even recall someone bringing markers or paint one time to really put the dazzle on them. We constantly got told off by the recess monitors, but it never stopped us, and that's just embedded in my memory.

#dunno what to tag this #cant even say why i shared this #just felt like it ig

hollanderthoughts

can yearning make you sick

hollanderthoughts

can desire kill you

homunculus-argument

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

homunculus-argument

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

catgirlwheels

...how does it taste?

homunculus-argument

bad

broken-pen

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

homunculus-argument

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

kalpeavaris

glitch deciding to make peeled jax canon wasn‘t on my bingo card

So, should D&D recaps be considered fiction, nonfiction, or some secret third thing? Because on one hand, they are stories detailing fictional events, but on the other they ARE covering events that did happen.

#d&d #dnd #recaps

nyancrimew

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

nyancrimew

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

So, I'm playing a homebrewed Pathfinder 1e campaign, and my character gets hit with an effect that gives them vulnerability to the next instance of damage she would take. As a backline caster, this is not good, especially (due to getting ambushed) since I've gotten caught up in melee.

So what do I do? On my turn I instruct my familiar to scratch me, dealing a grand total of 2 damage, and shrugging off that effect, much to the GM's chagrin. I am feeling quite pleased with myself.

#d&d #dnd #pathfinder #pathfinder 1e #ttrpg #ttrpg exploits

wayslidecool

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise