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basketcase1982

whoever keeps putting the cheshire cat on disney villains merchandise….. damn you. damn you, to hell. i hate you. he is NOT a villain. heis fucking. just a weird little stupid creature. fuck you. FROLLO deserves that spot. FROLLO . this is a warning. re evaluate. or die. this post was made by Catholic gang

spacemancharisma

took this from p*sitivememes because I’m losing my goddamn mind

keficafe

Im.. Soft 🥺🥺🥺

cr.

ichigotchipng

sarahseeandersen

shamelessdelusioncycle

how i imagine this scene in the Bible actually went

Jesus appearing to the 12 in a locked room after the crucifixion: Peace be- stop screaming it’s just me- Peace be with you

thehighwayphantom-deactivated20

Except for Thomas who looked the Lord dead in the eyes and went: you ain’t Jesus, he was taller

bob-belcher

ottomantwerks

The biggest indicator that life isn’t fair is remembering that all Japanese snow monkeys have to do is sit in hot springs and chill out. They don’t have essays. They don’t have politicians.

hagleg

They have class hierarchy tho only the elite snow monkeys are allowed in the hot springs and the rest are forced to suffer the cold. They’re born into their class, and they die in the same class

ottomantwerks

I was wrong, the biggest indicator that life isn’t fair is that even fucking monkeys have class struggle

valtsv

darkmoron

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

jaspertheshark

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

mega-bitchass

Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me

bedknees

jinah

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

sofboys-deactivated20201222

this was clyde

mariopowertennis

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

cynical-werewolf

Today’s Friday, though.

sketchlock

midnight-spectrum-again

I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this

electric-daisy-forest

“My boyfriend/ girlfriend won’t let me…” yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship

antigothesis

Unless its like

“My bf/gf won’t let me eat chocolate anymore because of that time when I said that I’d stop but I didn’t and ended up almost dying”

kaijuno

“My bf/gf won’t let me cook anymore after the spaghetti incident”

nucleardaddy

“My gf won’t let me pee in the sink”

libertybill

It’s been months since my wife let me go “buck wild” at home depot.

sideshow-bob

My boyfriend won’t let me drink red bull after the time I chugged it in three seconds, laughed hysterically for 20 minutes, then slid off my chair onto the floor and fell asleep under the D&D table.

The difference is caring vs controlling.