low-cal calzone zone

[loonyloopylisa]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[softwaring]

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[wizardarchetypes]

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

[sunwurm]

i love my scab #myscab . certainly it will stay this way.

[sunwurm]

#myopenwound #mybleeding

[dogpuppy]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[monster2001]

[beardedmrbean]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he woke up and retrieved his paw

[lingrix]

you Used him

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

[lingrix]

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

their cause is gaining numbers

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

this is a revolution

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

we are….defeated.

[smallish-giraffe]

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style