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✨Professional Disaster✨ ♥︎23 | She/They | Enby / Grey Aro/Ace / 🏳️‍🌈 | Fics, Art, General Shit | Multifandom | PFP by me♥︎

[chaotic-kitty]

~ON INDEFINITE HIATUS~

Requests: Open to suggestions, may not be able to do them though

Started: 17.04.22

Last Updated: 30.03.23

Total Works: 32

Works In Progress: 2

Current Requests: n/a

Key:

Fluff🧸

Spice/NSFW🌶

Angst⛓

Heavy Topic (Character Death, ect)💀

Crack/Humor💅🏻

Unrated🌸

Fandoms I Write For:

Fictif | The Arcana | Obey Me!

FTLOG NSFW Headcanons 🌶

FTLOG Domestic Headcanons Pt.1 | Pt.2 | Pt.3 🧸🌸

FTLOG M6 With A Pregnant MC Pt.1 | Pt.2 | Pt.3🧸⛓

FTLOG Poly! Headcanons🧸🌸

Gen Z! Deity Of Love💅🏻🌸

FTLOG Random Headcanons🌸

FTLOG M6 React To MC Being Insulted⛓🌸

FTLOG M6 Reacting To Poly! MC Acting Submissive🌶

FTLOG M6 x MC At A Carnival💅🏻🧸

Astrellio:

Random Astrellio Headcanons🌸

Aurelia:

Random Aurelia Headcanons🌸

Eeri:

Misc NSFW Headcanons🌶

Eeri And The Book Of Love (Fic)🧸

Leonidas:

Misc NSFW Headcanons🌶

CTC NSFW Headcanons Pt.1 | Pt.2 🌶

Rian:

Rian When You Fall In Love With A Different LI⛓

Thrones Of Temptation Pt.1 (Fic)🧸🌶

Theo:

Theo When You Fall In Love With A Different LI⛓

Gwydion:

Misc NSFW Headcanons🌶

CTC NSFW Bonus🌶

Gwydion When You Fall In Love With A Different LI⛓

Maeve:

Maeve When You Fall In Love With A Different LI⛓

MC Teaches Rainier & Casimier About The Internet🧸🌸

M3+Rime With A Vampire! MC🌸

Shitty Pickup Lines With The M3+Rime💅🏻

Last Legacy: Felix, Rime, and MC Randomly Generated Scenarios. Ft. Sage💅🏻

Felix:

Felix NSFW Alphabet🌶️

Asra:

Asra Domestic Headcanons🌸

The Edge Of Despair (Fic)💀⛓ Pt. 2

Asra NSFW Headcanons🌶

Early Morning Escapades (Fic / One shot)🧸

Julian:

Julian Domestic Headcanons🌸

Muriel:

Muriel Domestic Headcanons🌸

Muriel NSFW Alphabet🌶

Obey Me! Brothers With An MC On Their Period (Coming Soon)

Obey Me! MC Teaches Satan And Lucifer About Lovecraftian Lore🌸

-I will write:

NSFW/smut

Angst

Hurt/comfort

Fluff

Lgbt+

(If there is something you want to request that’s not on either of these lists, send them through anyway and I can tell you if I’m comfortable writing it or not!)

-I will NOT write:

Non-con

Yandere (it makes me uncomfy)

Ins3st

Under@ge smut, ect

Excessive violence

Dr@g use

(And anyone who wants to see stuff like ins3st, under@ge smut, please immediately block me.)

Other Content:

Fictif background compilation: Pt.1 | Pt. 2 | Pt.3 | Pt.4

(I am on a few other platforms too! You can find me here.)

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[i-miss-last-legacy]

Fandom so dead not even Tumblr posts about it anymore

I miss you babygirl

come back the kids miss you

[ryxmix]

we have as a soceity stopped talking about the arcana and i feel like the world started going to shit after that so maybe we should bring up the arcana

[vihyura]

truly

[snowflakeb0ttles]

[sagethegremlin]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[justsomeguycore]

it’s really important to me when men put their heads in women’s laps. one of the most important things i can see on my tv. men laying their heads in women’s laps or men sitting and women standing and the man holds her around the middle and presses his face into her tummy as she hugs him around the shoulders. two very important poses. extremely soul igniting tableaux.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[acutecoral]

Some clarifications and an update

[biglawbear]

This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Stay out of the notes of this one guys.

[questionable-method]

no but im so tired of how self-deprecation is always more accepted than self-advocacy. if i say i can't drive because im autistic i get questioned on how exactly that works and given a million suggestions on how to do it anyway and i look like im trying to be special so it's easier to just say im a loser. yeah i don't drive because im kind of a loser lmao. oh well. and people say lmao back and we move on. at worst they say "oh im sure you'll figure it out haha." but no interrogation!! being a loser is more respectable than being disabled. being a loser is something that doesn't make other people feel uncomfortable about their own biases. so no, no im not disabled. i don't struggle to keep friends and do the laundry and make quick trivial decisions and clean my room and brush my teeth because im autistic. it's because im a loser. it's my fault. it is what it is. at least im funny now. do you think im funny? please think im funny

[zylahbee]

sexism in medicine kills people. racism in medicine kills people. fatphobia in medicine kills people. queerphobia in medicine kills people. classism in medicine kills people. ableism in medicine kills people.

do not downplay people’s fears about being mistreated because they are a part of a marginalised group. it is a matter of life and death and you should be angry about it.

[arcade-confetti]

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

[dreamtydraw]

I added sage to my island, that it that the post-

[materialw0rldart]

Revived by brainrot's essay it seems I forgot how to draw facial hair 🥀 this was done kind of in ten minutes sorry if it's a little trashy

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

THIS IS GORGEOUS HOLY CRAP MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED

[weepingpussywillowtree-deactiva]

sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent

my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian

my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"

when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated

when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal

idk man, we've got a long way to go.