Hi :)

England • Bi(sexual/lingual🇪🇸) • Musician • Photographer • Artist • Will literally talk to anyone about anything lmao

[butchfemmelove]

Another Mother Tongue: Gay Words, Gay Worlds - Judy Grahn (1984)

[sunbutch]

someone just said to my face “not everything has to be about lesbian biceps all the time.” the fucking AUDACITY

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[thepigeongazette]

Viva la ramen~~~

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone please look at the pumpkin i made for halloween their name is pumpers

[tagoraismyhusband-deactivated20]

them

[i-am-a-fish]

OH MY GOODNESS THERE IS ART

[i-am-a-fish]

update: it’s pumpers again! they’re looking a little dehydrated and they may or may not be growing some mold on their head, but they seem to be fine i think

[derp-fox-ok]

Aw Pumpers its ok! The mold looks cute!

[i-am-a-fish]

update: someone fucking killed pumpers last night

[huphilpuffs]

we.

[loonyloomy]

Just wanted to share this coming out story from a guy I saw on First Dates. He came out to his dad when he was 20, and then his mum when he was 21, after trying very hard to hide that part of himself and never really discussing anything like that in their household. Hearing his mother’s response after he explained all that was really gratifying. To all Muslim LGBT+ people, As-Salaam-Alaikum <3

[gaypeopletwitter]

[strangergifs]

thank you, sir.

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

howdy folks hows it

*huge elongated breathing noise* going?

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[vote-for-eggman]

she killed him with a fuckin look

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[miquelrivera]

Happy Anniversary Coco! ( In México ) - 27/10/2017

[mydadisindianajones]

This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]

[onnastik]

And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.

[darker-than-darkstorm]

And most of the time, you’re not actually the one swimming across the river (because you took the bridge years ago), you’re making your kids swim.

[madlori]

And you’re periodically throwing rocks at people who are ON the bridge, trying to knock them into the river with you.

[babyanimalgifs]

These cute dog snapchats will make your day

[heyhosers]

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

[darkestelemental616]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

[heyhosers]

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

[darkestelemental616]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar