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Minecraft cool videogame 👍 i like cats and wlw 22 y.o. (last updated like 3 years ago)

[nonameulusdevourerofgenders]

I haven't seen this one here so here you go people.

[nitw]

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

[melonfacade]

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[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[zerosocialskillz]

I'm pulling these tags out prev

[slondage]

[museofvoid]

one of the funniest duos i've ever encountered i hope they're having a good day

[jollygengar]

May the feasting never cease

[jollygengar]

All shall worship me, and despair.

[jollygengar]

Never enough

[jollygengar]

Always watching, never touching

[kaijuerotica]

99.9% of bug bite itchers stop itching before the scratch that finally makes the bug bite stop itching for good

[snowselkie]

jesus tweets

[8d2t]

apprentice uniform for brushbuddy too so they dont feel left out

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[elbiotipo]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Sweden ????

[ashketchupandfries]

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

[leninthesixth]

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

[weonsinnombre]

[maxxipad]

this is easily one of the videos i’ve ever seen

[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died