Chaotic Crows

i post here sometimes.../ they-them/

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i'm coming for your guys >:)

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Watching season 3 of Gotham is proving to be a torture i was not prepared for.

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Batman x Joker is fun, but have you considered... Lex Luthor x Joker?

chat, am i cooking?

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the schemers scheming around schemishly

aka trying out a more lineless look

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don't you hate it when you have to marry your annoying ass Co-host (that you might secretly have feelings for)?

You decide if they did it for the bit or not

based off this:

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TDA "The Princess Pride"

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ship template thing for Jackdaw and Chris cause why not

blank version:

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posting my Total drama oc cause I remembered that he existed and now I'm fixated on him.

i haven't inserted him into many screenshots, so here's just a bunch of poses:

His name is Jackdaw, he's an asshole that Chris made his cohost in Action, and they match each other's freak so well they want each other dead <3

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My unhinged theory about FNAF is that Golden Freddy and Withered Golden Freddy were intended to be reboots/redesigns of Fredbear, but were scrapped for whatever reason. What evidence do I have for this? … Golden Freddy doesn’t look anything like Fredbear's 8-bit sprite. And if they were supposed to be the same animatronic, why would Nightmare Fredbear not just be a recolor of Nightmare Freddy like every other version of him? Why does he get a different model? That’s literally all the evidence I have for it, but I think it’s a fun theory.

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Redrew that one fnaf 2 poster

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Slobbering on his belly like it's my last meal

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It stopp'd short — never to go again — When the old man died.

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i watched both of the FNAF movies recently and I've become utterly fascinated with how they portray William Afton as a character. Obviously, he's got the murder part to him but there's also the very interesting bits of lore dropped about how he is with his children that make me jump with glee.

Spoilers ahead, but:

In the second movie, during Vanessa's dream, William says several things that are interesting on their own, but there are four that stand out the most: "you are my child", "you have a purpose", "you will always be mine", and "who do you go home to?" (at least I believe that's what he says in the last one, it's hard to tell)

Why do these stand out? Because when Michael shows up in the final part of the movie, he says the exact same things except for the last part. Not even exaggerating, the only thing that changes is the pronouns used. Even in the one phrase that's different, it reinforces William's other words. By telling Vanessa to "come home," he implies that William is the one he goes home to, and she should do the same. But she doesn't. She wants nothing to do with William and, by proxy, Michael. Her replying with "I'm already home" isn't necessarily her saying that Mike and Abby are her home, but that being anywhere away from her own family is a better home.

This does not imply anything about William's parenting or who he is outside of being a murderer and definitely means nothing at all.

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i've already done an Eggman tier list, so I thought I might as well do the other Sonic characters (I'm not as knowledgeable in other Sonic characters as I am Eggman himself so a lot of it is vibe-based)

most of the tiers are self-explanatory, I feel, but for the more notable ones:

Eggman: he's my blorbo so he gets special treatment. Stone is an honorary Eggman because I make the rules here and I like him. some Eggmen aren't in this tier because I find them unworthy

That's my child: i feel a sense of parental protection towards these guys, they're my kids now, I've already signed the adoption papers

Idk enough: characters i vaguely know about via osmosis, but don't really know that much about

Get this guy outta my sight: I hate these characters so much I'm throwing rotten tomatoes and booing like an angry medieval peasant. mainly for Starline and Eggman N.

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Eggman's hands are so ridiculously big its insane.

He could definitely crush my head like a grape if he really wanted to and i'd thank him 😏- WHO SAID THAT?!

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i decided to try and play Sonic Rush for the first time because the Sonic worm in my brain has escaped containment again and... wtf

why is it like that 🥀🥀🥀

by far the most overstimulating and overwhelming sonic game I've ever tried to play. Were they on crack when making it??? wtf happened??

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I was thinking of House MD recently and came to the realization that even though this is a show from the 2000s, not once (to my knowledge or research) has House (or anyone else) ever used the R slur. for some reason, though, in the game of all things has him say it in a conversation with Taub and then never again.

Does this mean the game is mischaracterization? is it an alternate universe where House says slurs occasionally for some reason?

so many questions...