ChaosAndCrumpets

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[enselius]

[dhr-advent]

A Gentleman's Guide to Courtship and Caregiving by ChaosAndCrumpets

A Gentleman's Guide to Courtship and Caregiving (5002 words) by ChaosAndCrumpets Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Healer Hermione Granger, St Mungo's Hospital (Harry Potter), Fluff, Humor, Romance, Dramatic Reactions to Mild Inconvenience, Original Character(s), Found Family, failed attempts at courtship, Christmas Fluff, Community: dhr_advent Summary:

An accident involving a quidditch bat has Draco Malfoy wishing tragic and irreversible misfortune on Blaise Zabini. But he'll leave St Mungo's with far more than just a healed nose; a newly acquired Godmother, an affinity for mince pies, and an inconvenient attraction to a certain Healer, to name just three.

[chaoticcrumpets]

just saying , prompt #36 over on the dramione teratophilia fest would be hilarious in your comedy style, no pressure of course! i'm sure youre very busy and you already have wips i just saw it and immediately thought it would be suited to you lol! but maybe youd prefer something else anyway if you did decide to join! <3

Thanks for the heads up anon!

It didn't turn out particularly comedic but I loved writing something a bit different! I'll be posting up to Halloween!

Coup de Grâce - Chapter 1 - ChaosAndCrumpets - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

[chaoticcrumpets]

New accidental fake dating dramione!

Ft bad vol-au-vents! Unnecessarily vilified spiders! Underfunded catering budgets! Mysterious experimental potions!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47782999/chapters/120455932 

Hope you like it!

[funeral-clown]

actually supervillains with kid hero nemeses are hysterical bc if i was a billionaire and i found out the kid who was also my nemesis was a preteen orphan i would simply adopt them. oh you’re going to stop my nefarious schemes? how when you’re grounded. go to your room

[funeral-clown]

the trick is be a good parent so they don’t wanna fight you. son if you topple my criminal empire how will i pay for your college? reverse batmanning

[funeral-clown]

Weaponized guilt. Son you’re out on a school night? When you have that big science test tomorrow? I thought you’d be studying…getti g some rest…no I’m not mad I’m just. Well a little disappointed I guess. What do you mean this wouldn’t be happening if I’d stop robbing banks their insurance covers it son money isn’t real

[funeral-clown]

Who’s this guy is he your “sidekick”? That’s so cute when are you having him over for dinner. I’m not teasing I think it’s sweet I’m glad you’re making friends. Side note how durable is he I’m about to throw a car at you

[heroes-villains-side-blog]

[tinyq]

Waking up by the lake.

[shuangart]

[ursdahlia]

muggle black tie at the ministry

[ailareeds]

[jaxxartbox]

Draco sketches as a way of procrastination because I’m frustrated with some other artwork that isn’t panning out 😅

[ivmaruva]

Day 64

Auror Malfoy/Healer Granger

Memory loss trope!

[cocotamarindo]

More of my dramione adventures in ancient Egypt

[meriyart]

✨Made a contemporary romance inspired book cover for A Dress with Pockets written by @pacific-rimbaud ✨✨✨

[polluxxxart]

"There I was, an empty piece of a shell

Just minding my own world

Without even knowing what love and life were all about"

[skiitter]

@simplifiedemotions commissioned @avendell to make me a piece for A Darker Blue and anyway it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. iuoshsfiul;hgid look at it. i’m crying. gonna hang it above my mantle.

[cocotamarindo]

I rely on you

[chaoticcrumpets]

Pineapple, anyone?

Chapter 2 of On Pineapples,and Principal Penetration is up now!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40308639/chapters/100966986

Thanks a million to @micbonbon for this gorgeous cover!

[chaoticcrumpets]

Chapter 3!