Killing Time Between Hockey Games And IT Tickets @chaoticgoodit - Tumblr Blog

So- my partner is taking me to buy hockey skates this weekend.

Im terrified?

I was a figure skater for like, 15 years. The muscle memory is still there, I’m not a new skater- but also I’m terrified of doing the wrong thing in the wrong equipment. Why are there no classes for the transition?

I know how to do crossovers and swizzles, I just need someone to explain the expecteddifference in weight Distribution before I break something.

This is a niche experience I fear.

#Hockey #learn to play #figure skating

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ufciris

He’s literally my dream man What do you mean he’ll never be my husband??!!!

wincaraz

Norway v. England | World Cup 2026

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just making sure we all heard chase reid on sound of hockey podcast saying he eats 20 honey dipped timbits 40 minutes before warmups every game

his coach got mad and said he was going to crash out but he insists he never has "I feel great ... if I didn't have to play I could probably do a solid 50 pack ... no man it's not gross they're so dialed"

youcouldvebeentheone

so much love is stored in the nova scotia mafia that it overflows into many many people !!

alt caption: nathan mackinnon old man lover of the year 🏆

nerdygirl84

LARSDUNN REUNION AT GRUBI'S WEDDING

martypantone

Can we all recenter Claude Giroux’s blonde era for a moment?

cynids

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade