I put the homo in homocide

queen of typos | lina | she/her

[everythingfox]

Loud snorer

[mercuryferns]

Hi, I come to request Hearth, maybe with a cat, if you feel like it. Either way, I hope you have a great week!

Here you go!! I didn’t add a cat honestly because I COMPLETELY FORGOT and by the time I remembered I was already on rendering so. My apologies. Also I’ve not been drawing as of late! Art block blah blah blah made a few blood sacrifices to some unnamed ancient god it was a whole thing but the point is I’m now back on my bullshit. His hair is very based off of your Hearth, I just added a braid because every man looks better with a braid in my opinion.

The apple has absolutely no significance the composition just felt a bit boring, likely because I intended to add that cat I ended up forgetting LMAO

[tetohina-deactivated20240718]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eilooxara]

Hamsterdam

[hearteyedraccoon]

[habkeinb0ck-deactivated20250609]

Kontent

[magikus-miccentyu]

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

[brucebocchi]

[officialfist]

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

[nemesisdub]

This your cousin? What team is he in?

[bakelite-bliss]

Our cousin

[roach000fister-remade-deactivat]

[paeinovis]

[day-trippin-dreamer]

[ashlunes]

Trials of Apollo x Scott pilgrim

Based on the fact that Lester had to defeat one of his exes almost in every book 😭 and also both him and Scott are losers idk

[talvin-muircastle]

[gryffindorcls]

Wow, I did not see that coming.

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[hungry-joe]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

this will never not make me laugh

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

why you gotta be funnier than me on my own post

[rilianedautriche]

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

[theshittyfoodblog]

The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

[trashboat]

were you cooking this in the sewer

[impaled]

Chernobyl fleshlight

[demisaurus]

"The male gaze" this, "the female gaze that". You're all wrong. There is only The Gaze. The Eye. The Ceaseless Watcher.

[sophie-watts]

Thanks 

[voreganic-deactivated20200606]

I don’t know which I find funnier “fuck shit up” or “faire smashy smashy”

[jennyslatesbutchgf]

TO DO SMASHY SMASH