Chaos Gremlin on Jorvik

Throwing opinions, photos and shitposts into this tiny tumblr void that is my blog. I’m scatterbrained so expect me to forget about this at some point again, lol

[chaoticjorvic]

I randomly discovered another Halloween bug and it was a great photo op ✨

(this has been cross-posted on cohost)

[chaoticjorvic]

I said I'd reblog, but I'm just posting instead

I've gotten my profile set up over on cohost, and I've transferred the more important drafts. I've been learning some text tools that seem really cool, and I might use that in future posts on there. Things like tables and dropdowns and stuff could be really useful for the horse database things I've been wanting to do for a while. Maybe now I can set that up in a way that looks neat *and* doesn't take up so much screen space at once

Hoping that someone will come along with me and start up a star stable tag system and presence! Would be cool to have our little area over there

I'm using the same name there as I do here, but I'm handing you a link today because I'm nice :)

Chaos Gremlin on Jorvik on cohost

I suppose that's all. I do have one post in my drafts that I might crosspost, but if things go neatly I might start posting only in cohost from here on out.

Hope to see you there!

Stay Spooky!

[chaoticjorvic]

I’ve been made aware of a website known as “cohost”. I don’t think I need to talk much more to get my point across, but I’ll be direct anyway,

I’m thinking about moving there.

Granted, I still have to try things out more, and I might crosspost to here while getting settled and all, but it seems like a very similar setup as what’s available here on Tumblr. Except, less ads and no “catered for you” stuff.

I also don’t know how Star Stable content would fare there, so there’s pros and cons. But I figured if I make a post about it, the likelyhood of one person following me there will increase, and one person is still one person.

I’ll reblog this once I’ve gotten my things set up properly. In the meantime, here’s a photo of a Halloween bug! :)

Stay spooky!

[lisasprideflag]

gods i wish sso had some fucking foreshadowing so we could maybe maybe tell what’s gonna happen in the end like

this game really just is some freeform ao3 fic that only gets updated once every 2 years huh

[clara-diamondsong]

Reed how could you leave this in the tags when it belongs in the body

[chaoticjorvic]

So, about that “lichen”...

After probably ten years now of playing this game, I’ve never once reflected over the quests in Dino Valley where Professor Einstein asks MC to collect some lichen for the race flag poles. However, after taking a break from the game for about a month (maybe two, maybe three, I haven’t kept track of when I’ve been playing the game, only the updates that I’ve missed (*cough* rainbow horses *cough*)), I wanted to find out more exactly what this mysterious substance known as “lichen” is.

What I found on my brief trip through Google, though, wasn’t what I expected, and a small part of me is mildly grossed out from the thought.

Sorry, Google, what was that again? Could you please explain this to me as if I’m five years old? /ref

Okay, that—

So basically, what Einstein is asking us poor players to drag down from the freezing trees in the middle of buttass nowhere Dinosaur Valley, is literal fungus. My hands feel nasty. I will have to remind myself to take a thorough shower and make sure that Wizard gets a good, thorough clean once we’re back home in Tailtop Village.

Thank the lord for the existence of Soap. Aaaahhh

I hope you’ll be just as delighted as I now am upon the knowledge that MC have torn fungus down from freezing trees with their bare hands :)

Good day!

[chaoticjorvic]

I have an unhelathy obsession, and even worse coping habits

I’ve now bought eight out of the ten currently released Jorvik Wilds. These horses have stolen my heart and soul, and my money. I live with no regrets.

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Cinderbolt aka Cindy or Stu

They’re queer, deal with it or gtfo

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Flamerider aka McFlurry

They’re perfect and no one can convince me otherwise

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Fortunefeather aka Créme Fraiche

Ugly duckling feels, but they’re gonna grow up to be a swan

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Frostshine aka Fifi

She needs a new nickname, but she purdyyy

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Marblemaniac aka Captain Marvel

Not the gal you’re thinking though. This one is a baby boy

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Tigerflame aka Tigger

My first baby and a snugglebean

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Twilightkiss aka Tilly

Also needs a new nickname

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Twinklestar aka Twix

I held off for days, but eventually couldn’t resist anymore

[chaoticjorvic]

Make that nine 🙈

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Icewalker aka Archie has joined the family!

Yes, it is indeed inspired by Star Stable Archie

I’m an impulsive little shit, I know

[chaoticjorvic]

Just gonna go ahead and reblog this with the new additions as of Halloween last year

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Shadowbiscuit aka Biscuit

Yeah, it’s kind of a terrible nickname, but

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Guardiandare aka Gidaia

Soft babie to be protected at all costs

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Gamespark aka Garmin or Gramercy

Probably the one who protects Gidaia ngl

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I now have every color of the breed, plus the Halloween children. The only one I’m missing is the magical Tenebri because *AHEM* I wasn’t currently playing when the rainbow festival was going on

Next year you’ll be mine tho, mark my words 🫱

[chaoticjorvic]

I went on an adventure today,

I’ve played through all the story quests, but I’ve been wanting to check if I could go back through the middle junction place again. It gave me a lot of e-word (emotions) when I first visited it. Can’t really explain why. It’s such a small and simple area, yet it might just be my favorite.

After which I then went on to be a gremlin in Devil’s Gap and climbed the walls until falling down into the Pandoric Mirror

It was a great waste of my time! :)

[chaoticjorvic]

I hate accidentally posting drafts that are supposed to remain as drafts only because Tumblr is being dumb. I didn't change the settings in that draft, did I? I just wanted to update it but NOOOOO Tumblr decided to make the save button into a post button even if I hadn't changed the post draft settings

And now I have to delete that and remake the whole draft

UGH

[chaoticjorvic]

As for the blog, I’ve written a temporary title and description until I come up with something better. Might leave the theme as it is for now, since it’s not bad.

When it comes to photos, I’ll start editing those before posting, since I’ve realized that they lack any watermark and it’s too easy to just yoink stuff here on Tumblr. So from here on I’ll start watermarking stuff. Might also edit old posts to give those photos a watermark...

Lastly, when it comes to that horse list, it’s my blog in the end so I do what the frig I want. Which means I might spam one day when I have the confidence for it and everything ready. Then I’ll make an introduction post that will eventually be pinned because despite the blog url I actually enjoy organization.

Chiao for now ✌️

[chaoticjorvic]

Photoshoot #009

Me? Enjoying the new Walkers? Whatever do you mean?

[chaoticjorvic]

Don't you just love when you accidentally post something and not realize until ten minutes afterward? Yeah, gotta love that

Anyway, still not sure about blog title stuff, but might just skip it I guess??

Secondly, been thinking about structure for a fancy horse list, but that requires like fifty separate posts (without exaggeration) and I'm not sure if I feel like spamming the tl with that hshshshs

Low on spoons anyway so might sit around and do something else until tomorrow when things are hopefully better

[chaoticjorvic]

New url OOOOH so snatched

Just to keep a record, the old one was @taruyisonjorvik but I didn’t vibe with it anymore. The new one is @chaoticjorvic and it’s intentionally misspelled because it looks cool

This also matches the blog better methinks because it’s run by a very chaotic and spontaneous person, lol

Title and description change tba

[chaoticjorvic]

This is what I got for a winter theme until the snow update on Wednesday. Currently no ideas for new description, title or url so I’ll leave that for a later point

If you’re following this blog since before, hope you’re staying along for the ride!

[chaoticjorvic]

Might come back to posting here again, but I wanna make a rebrand before that. Ergo, I’ll be changing url, name, description, and theme. Might also make a few posts with like databases and stuff

[chaoticjorvic]

Anyway, here's another one

[chaoticjorvic]

Making gifs seem to be what I've gotten stuck for recently

[tobnuuy]

juniper and rocco's letter delivery daily quests always give reputation to the foresters herd, no matter which of the two is the sender, and never to the warriors herd. this indicates that the foresters are aware and supportive of juniper and rocco's relationship (whether or not the two horses mentioned are aware of this has yet to be decided), while the warriors either are not aware of it, disapprove of it, or are not aware of it because they would disapprove if they found out. in this essay, i will

[chaoticjorvic]

Just let the gays be gays, Jeez

Anyway, ngl, bit disappointed that Rocco is taken--