Kat

She/Her || AroAce || I probably already read that fanfiction

[sleepyeepy]

currently obsessed w the idea of hollanov rough housing and wrestling like ALL THE TIME

bc while yes they r sweet and soft and tender w one another they are also boys at heart and incredibly jock4jock

they’re running down the hallway with each other in a headlock after dinner w yuna and david laughing and pushing at each other until they accidentally knock a picture off the wall and yuna has to put them in a time out

two grown 6” tall , 200 lb professional athletes sitting in a corner pointing fingers at each other and blaming the other for getting them in trouble

[handsywoman]

[jimmysownworld]

post outing but pre hollander in ottawa a reporter asks roz if he’s ever thrown a game for hollander and roz rolls his eyes and says “no. the first and last time i even joked about throwing a game not even against him he did not let me touch him for 2 weeks. i have not dared to since, it took a 2 weeks long win streak to convince him i was not serious. i do not even joke about things with such dire consequences.” and everyone laughs it off but people online find the 2 weeks long win streak and the whole time roz is playing like hes possessed flattening team after team including montreal and everyone collectively is like ‘ah. them winning against each other is a sex thing.’

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[gaynehollander]

After Shane sucked Ilya off for the first time he decided he needed to get better at it immediately. Not that it was ever going to happen again. And, sure, Rozanov had said he was good - "too good," actually - but he knows he could be better. And let it never be said that Shane Hollander was content with settling for mediocrity.

He googled some tips on training away his gag reflex and every night he would devote around 15 minutes to brushing the back of his tongue, right where he could feel the gag reflex kick in. He tried to be patient with it. Not press to hard. Gradually desensitise himself to the sensation until he noticed himself, over the weeks, moving further and further back. He'd also press the flat part of his toothbrush directly against his uvula for a few minutes every night. The website hadn't really mentioned that bit but he figured it couldn't hurt and would maybe give him a more well-rounded desensitisation.

All this to say that when Shane sucks Rozanov off for the second time he feels really proud of himself about how much better he's gotten at it already, completely oblivious to the fact that Rozanov is silently furious because whose fucking dick has Hollander been sucking to get this good at it???

[my-2nd-account]

These two kids in eachother's faces:

[wtf-is-hockey]

Ilya is the type of depressed person who opens the fridge and realizes there’s no milk and is like “Fine, I’ll just kill myself then” and Shane overhears and wears a really exasperated look and says “I told you not to joke about that” and Ilya responds “Wow okay I thought it was healthy to share my feelings but I guess I will just bottle them up then” and Shane gives him a look like he’s got five seconds to run.

[thisfeebleheart]

the way Shane is staring

[bambicoded]

[gaynehollander]

Fully obsessed with the idea the Shane thinks this is just what Casual Sex™ is is like. Ilya's the king of casual sex so this must be what it's supposed to be like. Yes, he's kissing tear tracks away from Shane's cheeks while telling him how beautifully he takes it. Yes, he's waxing poetic about Shane's mouth being made for him, carved out by the gods just as a place for Ilya's cock to call home. Yes, he's stroking Shane's hair and kissing his face for an indeterminable amount of time in those instances where he makes Shane's brain go so fuzzy that it feels like he entirely vacates his body and, yes, he's stroking Shane's back and telling him how well he did until it feels like his feet are finally back on solid ground. That's Normal.

[ohlittlefox]

is someone chasing you?

[gloryhollanovjah]

So endeared and amused by the way Ilya moves his hand from Shane's ass to his waist when he sees David in the house. Man really locks eyes with his future in-law and doesn't startle or jump back with his hands in the air or anything but instead is just like why yes I do have my hands on your son and I will continue to have my hands on your son at all times whenever possible I know he's about to need me in this moment and I am ready and holding onto him and not going anywhere

....however I will move my hand to a more respectable location on said son

[dntat-makesthings]

If our boy Shane Hollander was diagnosed.

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[theriverbeyond]

why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

[sobadbad]

✨️ stretch marks ✨️

[avadaniels]

And Shane left. He realized, when he was back in his room, that they hadn’t even kissed. He also realized, with horror, that he regretted that. — Heated Rivalry, page 115