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He's a 10, but he kills people for a living and still isn't over his situationship from 15 years ago
I found out that season 3 is out and then, within 5 minutes of that, I also found out that it's not available to watch in my country 🙃
The excitement/disappointment whiplash was cray.
Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).
Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”
Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???
Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?
He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”
“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼
The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.
may we get weirder and more unhinged in 2024
✨️notice me, senpai✨️
but make it
🔪🤬🔥💀 homicidal 💀🔥🤬🔪
Atsushi: It's really simple, all you need to do is say three things about you, one true thing and two lies, and we'll try to guess which one is true.
Atsushi: I'll go first! OK. My favorite color is sky blue, my first meal here was udon, and my favorite animal is a dog.
Kunikida: I say the truth is your favorite color.
Atsushi: correct! You go next, Dazai san.
Dazai: hmmm... OK! I've got it.
Dazai: my next door neighbor broke into my apartment, drugged me, and held me hostage for three days. I've seen someone get dissected alive and live for three days with all of their organs in a pile on the operating table. Annnnd.. hmmm... I like pineapple on pizza.
Dazai: :)
Kunikida: ...
Atsushi:. ... Dazai san, are- are you okay???
Dazai: Actually, I think I cheated a little bit. 2 of them are right, but, one of them is the 'most' right. So I guess there's only one wrong answer for mine.
Atsushi: *already on the phone with Akutagawa* could you put Nakahara san on the phone for a minute. Oh, no no. It's not like an EMERGENCY emergency. I just-
Atsushi: pls help me im s c a r e d
Yassen on the phone: Where are you?
Alex on the phone: At school, like you told me to be
Tom in the background: So Alex, where is this building we're going to blow up
[police sirens in the distance]
tom, who has done nothing wrong, ever: [gasp] they're coming for me!
alex, currently wanted for pick-pocketing, aggravated assault, property damage, theft, multiple counts of murder, arson, and treason: [sipping a coke] yeah, probably
Tom: Some friends and I are going to go out this weekend. Do something fun. I think we might go to am escape room or something? There's a new one that opened a few days ago I heard it's pretty challenging. Sound like something you'd be up for?
Alex: ... *flashback to literally every mission* absolutely not.
my life would be improved by having a bizarre and confusing friendship with the russian assassin my father trained
Duality
Tom: Alex, you can't just *do* that! It's
I L L E G A L.
Also Tom: I am 100% ready to cover for you against any and all intelligence agencies. Whenever. Wherever. Come at me.
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. It’s A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD
43. The three princesses of the tower
Made a story mood board for the first time ever!
"Pieces of You"
One random January morning, Alex finds himself in the midst of a SCORPIA operation at its tail end. Death was imminent, he was sure of it. Yassen, on the other hand, has other plans. . Or . Yassen saves Alex from himself.
Alex: protip. Your demons can't haunt you if they're too busy running from you. Assert dominance. Show them who's boss.
Tom: that's terrible advice...
Kyra: no, he's on to something. Let him speak.
Someone: yeah it was so sad when this character died
Me, who’s already read 15 fix-it fics and no longer can tell the difference between canon and fanon: when they what
Some things I found that remind me of Alex Rider.