MobilisinMobili

-(AO3)-

[annt-i]

He's a 10, but he kills people for a living and still isn't over his situationship from 15 years ago

[chaoticmobili]

I found out that season 3 is out and then, within 5 minutes of that, I also found out that it's not available to watch in my country 🙃

The excitement/disappointment whiplash was cray.

[jellie-the-aqua-puma]

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

[honestlydarkprincess]

may we get weirder and more unhinged in 2024

[chaoticmobili]

✨️notice me, senpai✨️

but make it

🔪🤬🔥💀 homicidal 💀🔥🤬🔪

[chaoticmobili]

Atsushi: It's really simple, all you need to do is say three things about you, one true thing and two lies, and we'll try to guess which one is true.

Atsushi: I'll go first! OK. My favorite color is sky blue, my first meal here was udon, and my favorite animal is a dog.

Kunikida: I say the truth is your favorite color.

Atsushi: correct! You go next, Dazai san.

Dazai: hmmm... OK! I've got it.

Dazai: my next door neighbor broke into my apartment, drugged me, and held me hostage for three days. I've seen someone get dissected alive and live for three days with all of their organs in a pile on the operating table. Annnnd.. hmmm... I like pineapple on pizza.

Dazai: :)

Kunikida: ...

Atsushi:. ... Dazai san, are- are you okay???

Dazai: Actually, I think I cheated a little bit. 2 of them are right, but, one of them is the 'most' right. So I guess there's only one wrong answer for mine.

Atsushi: *already on the phone with Akutagawa* could you put Nakahara san on the phone for a minute. Oh, no no. It's not like an EMERGENCY emergency. I just-

Atsushi: pls help me im s c a r e d

[chaoticmobili]

[thirteen-cats-in-a-trenchcoat]

Yassen on the phone: Where are you?

Alex on the phone: At school, like you told me to be

Tom in the background: So Alex, where is this building we're going to blow up

[peupeugunn]

[police sirens in the distance]

tom, who has done nothing wrong, ever: [gasp] they're coming for me!

alex, currently wanted for pick-pocketing, aggravated assault, property damage, theft, multiple counts of murder, arson, and treason: [sipping a coke] yeah, probably

[chaoticmobili]

Tom: Some friends and I are going to go out this weekend. Do something fun. I think we might go to am escape room or something? There's a new one that opened a few days ago I heard it's pretty challenging. Sound like something you'd be up for?

Alex: ... *flashback to literally every mission* absolutely not.

[caleblwidogast]

my life would be improved by having a bizarre and confusing friendship with the russian assassin my father trained

[chaoticmobili]

Duality

Tom: Alex, you can't just *do* that! It's

I L L E G A L.

Also Tom: I am 100% ready to cover for you against any and all intelligence agencies. Whenever. Wherever. Come at me.

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

43. The three princesses of the tower

[chaoticmobili]

Made a story mood board for the first time ever!

"Pieces of You"

One random January morning, Alex finds himself in the midst of a SCORPIA operation at its tail end. Death was imminent, he was sure of it. Yassen, on the other hand, has other plans. . Or . Yassen saves Alex from himself.

[chaoticmobili]

Alex: protip. Your demons can't haunt you if they're too busy running from you. Assert dominance. Show them who's boss.

Tom: that's terrible advice...

Kyra: no, he's on to something. Let him speak.

[foxyatlas]

Someone: yeah it was so sad when this character died

Me, who’s already read 15 fix-it fics and no longer can tell the difference between canon and fanon: when they what

[anastaciusarklov]

Some things I found that remind me of Alex Rider.