show me how to lie.

indie, heavily canon divergent roleplay blog for miles prower. affiliated with chaoticspeed. disliked by kravitz.

[chaoticresent]

“Wow. Amazing. What a surprise: the doctor is a delusional moron.”

[autisticsouda]

Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??

[rpmememaker]

Tell me how your muse describes my muse to other people

and my muse will react to that description.

[chaoticresent]

“I might vomit.”

[chaoticresent]

pluviatempestas‌:

chaoticresent​ said:  “Is this a backpack?” She had just handed it to him. Miles took it from her, that almost goofy, simple smile along his expression. God, what an idiot. “Did you make this? It’s really good.” It looked like trash. He hated it. “I like it, thanks.”

{ ♪ } – “Yeah!” 

   She beamed, happy that he could at least recognize what it was supposed to be. The redhead most certainly wasn’t the most skilled when it came to cloth and leathercraft. Though, she knew enough to make a simple pack. It wasn’t even an attempt at an actual gift, but more something to try and make things a little easier.

     “Y’don’t have to lie to spare my feelings in this situation. It looks like shit, I know that much, but it carries things all the same and it can make it easier to carry supplies. That’s the goal, really. I’m glad I improved enough from when I made my own and then Kendall’s that it’s at least recognizable…”

   Something was… weird about him, but it was impossible to place. Regardless! He was Kendall’s friend, and that’s what mattered. Since a friend of hers cared about him, she would do her best to be kind and make friends as well. It wasn’t as if it was super easy to find the really nice hiking backpacks that would be the ideal in this situation, after all. She was used to working with her hands, so it was natural for her to try and use her creative skillset to try and make things easier.

“Oh, come on! It looks pretty good for a backpack you made. Don’t think I could ever make somethin’ like that,” not that he’d try. Miles would sooner choke on his own vomit than try to create something for somebody else’s benefit. He was done with that way of thinking. Had been years ago. He chuckled, and slung the backpack over his right shoulder, stared across at her,

“Ooh, right! You did make one of these for Kendall,” he wouldn’t shut up about it. It had been annoying. “He kept on about how great it was. I can see why. Ken hasn’t taken his off since you gave it to him. Weell, unless he’s fighting. He says he doesn’t want to ‘dirty’ your hard work.”

[chaoticresent]

[ Whew! Sure was an eventful day around here! With that though, Kravitz is headed to bed. Gotta work early tomorrow.

Feel free to leave messages ( anon or otherwise; anon preferred, they’re fun! ), for Kendall, or Miles!! They can be towards them, or towards Kravitz. Either way, I’ll answer them when I get on tomorrow before work, or once I’m off work!!

Take care everyone,

sleepy Kravitz ]

[chaoticresent]

unsung-heroesofmobius‌:

“What’s with the face? No witty comebacks this time?”

“None.”

[chaoticresent]

unsung-heroesofmobius‌:

“I pity your sense of humor.”

“Ah. I see.”

[chaoticresent]

unsung-heroesofmobius‌:

“What? Can’t see the resemblance?”

“No. Why, should there be one?”

[chaoticresent]

unsung-heroesofmobius‌:

“You go after my niece, piss off my brother, and insult my fur color. Yeah, nice joke. Is your face the punchline?”

“...Wait, you’re related?”

[chaoticresent]

unsung-heroesofmobius :

“Oh dear sweet merciful chaos, you don’t understand restraint. Not another one of these.”

 “Re-laax~!! It was a joke, friend.” It wasn’t.

[chaoticresent]

unsung-heroesofmobius‌:

@chaoticresent​

“You’re really pushin it with the way you’re messing with my family.”

“Wow, you look disgusting. Why are you that colour? Fall into a vat of acid?”

[chaoticresent]

There's nothing scarier than a wrong man thinking he's in the right

“I AM IN THE RIGHT!! I’M RIGHT!!” he’s screaming at the top of his lungs, the words tumbled out of him. Miles scarcely gave himself a moment to breathe, “KENDALL HAD NO RIGHT TO TRY AND BE WITH THAT DISGUSTING, PUTRID WASTE OF EXISTENCE!!”

Miles actually punched against the nearby wall closest to him, his chest heaving. “Out of everyone Kendall could’ve chosen to be with-- why him!?”

[chaoticresent]

Gotta say, I actually like Ivo more than you. You're just a whole other level.

A scoff leaves Miles, and he speaks in some disbelief, as though he’s being wrongly accused. again. “Me? I’m doing this for Kendall’s benefit. I’m not some maniacal tyrant. I’m his friend.” His hand had moved to gesture at his own chest, fingers pressed into the front of his shirt a bit too hard. In anger.

So then why did he smile? Why did his voice get this, strange twinge to it: as though something in Miles were sinking, “Besides, he likes it, doesn’t he? That was beat into my head a lot!! So, if that’s what Kendall wants?”

Hot anger and hatred; nothing but pure vile and disregard to that which was Ivo Robotnik, “Better from me than that trash.”

[chaoticresent]

listen bub your not kendall's type. take a hint!!

Oh? Did he not look the part?

A flash of light, and then–!!

“Better~?”

[chaoticresent]

You’re wearing a cup, right?

“…What?” he sounds dumbfounded by the question.

[chaoticresent]

miles what did you do to kendall??

“Well currently he’s unconscious, so other than carrying him around? Nothing~!”