Not 17 Magpies

She/They | MINOR | Yet another place to shitpost

[chaotictoast]

Blong into? we need those??

Hello. I’m Toast, i do art and writing and shit :)

I mostly post oc things, but occasionally I’ll post some fanart for people or fandoms I like

If you see “toasts art bin” it’s art, “toasts rambling” is textposts or shitposts. I’ll try to tag my oc world as “seyounby sy”

“Do you do commissions?” No, not right now, but maybe someday I’ll open some up

[agenericfae]

🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

🐓?

[chaotictoast]

🐓!

[augisaurus]

the doctors consensually stole my teeth

[the-starling-librarian]

THEFT‼️

[chaotictoast]

sorry yes this is me i just reblogged with my rp acc

[chaotictoast]

Oh hey it’s the art I haven’t been posting

1. my OC Cynet Crosether, inspired by this song by Rabbitology

2. My OC Siph, idk this composition and pose had just been lodged in my head

3. Guess what, another OC! This is my world’s moon goddess, Albys

4. And finally, my OC Xe, lyrics are from this Will Wood song

[agenericfae]

i got him 10 minutes ago and i've already suspended him from my ceiling

this is the best thing ever i need more martyn related plushies now i think

also his sword was confiscated due to me not trusting him. i refuse to allow this rat to have a sword- he'll kill me in my sleep. >_< that's also why he's suspended from the ceiling.

[polarivy]

How did you suspend him from the ceiling? Did you attach something to the ceiling? Dont mind this question its for... an experiment

[agenericfae]

i have a hook in my ceiling from when i had a hanging chair in my room :33

also why didn't you just ask me on discord- ;-;

[chaotictoast]

Because discord is for fools

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[words-to-accomplish-something]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[chaotictoast]

A very tacky rich greed spirit named Alvadéz. He’s horrible and I love him a lot

Sketch under the cut!!

[tlirsgender]

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

[tlirsgender]

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

[tlirsgender]

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

[writing-prompt-s]

An orphan develops the habit of talking to the moon as if it were a parent—just telling it about their day, and occasionally announcing milestones in their life, like their admission to college. Unbeknownst to them, the moon has been listening all along, and it's so very proud.

[avocant]

okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

[chaotictoast]

I will marry her (for tax reasons)

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[bobbyfagbright]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[bebx]

I love my blorbo so much I need him covered in blood and beaten within an inch of his life

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[stories-by-hails]

For anyone who needs this

[writing-prompt-s]

!!!!

[clay-cia-deactivated20170825]

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

[god-offical]

I mean alright

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

screwed. or screwing? either way, I’m too ace for that. pass.

[is-apotato]

Man it’s like supposed to be my dream magical self ig so. Fine?

[call-me-frosting-or-not-idc]

I. Don’t know how I feel…

[chaotictoast]

bird :D

[rslashrats]

dude we are just like twins except we were born at two completely different times and we are not related and we look nothing alike too

[foogriffy]

would you still love me if i was a worm?