hmmmb

corn on da bob

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[loveridden1999]

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

[ballwizard]

invented a new type of meal

[jame7t]

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

[sanitymakesposts]

nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD

[jame7t]

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Hey

[tsunflowers]

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

i’m a slime girl made out of every drugs

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

you can totally hug me, it’s safe i swear

[ivy-michaels]

outta my way gay girl i'm about to get some

[ivy-michaels]

fantonel posboning

[certifiedgirlthing]

Defo not what caused it.

[certifiedgirlthing]

in hobpital with third type of HRT

[hemipenal-system]

ok idk what y’all’re doing i’m gonna be fine

[hemipenal-system]

hbat man

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you are all weak as fuck

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

shit

[froxictog]

It didn't work out for them. But maybe it will work out for me?

[froxictog]

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[griffonatrix]

feels kinda overblown tbh

[griffonatrix]

how in the fuck

- Sent via Blackberry

[ivy-michaels]

when the age regression weed hits too hard

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[dogpuppy]

[aflo]

Some of you would fold in this scenario

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[segamascott]

🤤🤤🤤

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[comment-tube]

[indigosfindings]

kindergarten teachers in 2026: ok roll call... is "vriska" present?

kindergarten teachers in 2036: ok roll call..... is "harrowhark" present?

kindergarten teachers in DEVIL YEAR: ok kids today we are building a machine that destroys smiles

[noknowshame]

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

[ageae]