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22 | They/Them | Artist Hellsite seems to be popping again, I haven’t been here in 5 years

[james-winston]

you mean to tell me i suffered through 2020 and no one thought to show me this???

[foxoftheasterisk]

amazing

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[ifitaintbaroque]

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

[freyfall]

a lesson on nonbinary individuals and why we feel the way we do about numerous basic things, such as the mere fact of our existence and our pronouns.

[smolanxiouscatvoids]

At first I thought this was about bisexuality whoops

[rainbowsnowflake]

I thought it was abt asexuality 🙈

[casmick-consequences]

[genzfanfix]

when you’re bi and enby 👾

[fiachdubh]

Some solidarity for bi/ace/nb

[gahdamnpunk]

VACCINATE YA KIDS FFS

[blueinkblot]

The other thing about measles is that it resets your body’s memory of other diseases. So all those times you’ve gotten sick? Your body’s memory cells no longer remember those illnesses, so even if you get the same type of illness again your body will react like it’s the first time you’ve been sick.

It’s so much worse than “just a disease”. 

[viostormcaller]

Measles does WHAT

[kari-izumi]

Holy fuck

[touyadraxon]

What the fuck what the fuck what the fUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

[toopunktofuck]

antivaxxers also sabotaged the human lyme disease vaccine. they literally conspired online in usenet boards to go out and participate in the vaccine trials, and they all proceeded to complain of arthritis, the only symptom of lyme disease they were apparently aware of. this caused media hysteria about the vaccine. if you remember the flu vaccine hysteria around the swine flu epidemic, it was kind of like that. despite double-blind trials being unable to support their claims and instead displaying that the vaccine was safe and effective, the damage was done, and the vaccine was shelved in the USA. you can get a lyme disease vaccine in Europe, but Europe has a different strain of the bacteria that causes lyme disease.

Lyme disease can become very serious, it can infect the nervous system and cause neurological problems especially in young children who are often bitten on the head or the neck, undiagnosed it can cause chronic health issues that mimic other diseases. Without safe prophylactic measures beyond trying to minimize contact w ticks, this has driven people who have had lyme disease, have chronic effects from mass-disseminated lyme disease infection, or people who believe they have chronic lyme disease to go to quack doctors and undergo unsafe, unapproved medical treatment in an attempt to stop suffering.

This would not be happening on the scale that it is if antivaxxers didn’t straight up execute a supervillain plot to sabotage the lyme disease vaccine bc this happened the same year andrew wakefield published his fraudulent research on the MMR vaccine

https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/5/7/17314716/lyme-disease-vaccine-history-effectiveness

these people are fucking dangerous beyond compare

[wingsy-keeper-of-songs]

Anti-vaxxers are a plague upon humanity. I work at a daycare, and we are REQUIRED by LAW to have those kids vaccinated, but somehow some parents find ways around these requirements and end up giving these preventable diseases to everyone else. I was given the mumps by one of these kids whose parents either didn’t care enough to get the kid vaccinated or fell for that Jenny McCarthy bullshit. The mumps is a miserable illness and I am damn lucky that it was a fairly minor case. But minor or not it is still beyond painful to swallow and my entire right cheek swelled up to double it’s size. It was awful. I had to go to the ER on fucking Thanksgiving Day because some parents decided they knew better than every doctor practicing medicine who urges people to vaccinate their kids. VACCINATE. YOUR. KIDS.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Anti-vaxxers would rather have dead children than vaccinate them because they believe lies. That’s what it comes down to: dead children.

[kari-izumi]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[wetwareproblem]

Reminder: Antivaxxers would rather have dead children than autistic children.

This whole thing started with a fear of their kids turning out… like us.

Please stop erasing us from this narrative.

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[yamino]

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

[gragam]

its back

[livejamie]

[meandworld]

(via livejamie)

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 29th of december, 2008.

[no-thanks-im-stuffed]

[marshmallow-with-a-sweater2-dea]

Just so everybody knows, Tumblr was created in February of 2007.

[trulyvincent]

[eunkiii]

duane keiser

[doodles-and-hedgehog]

Excuse me?! Is this an oil painting animation?! WTF?!

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

All I can think of is all the painters making Vanitas still life works in 16th/17th-century Netherlands who would be crapping their pants over this

[croixatonic]

I’M AN OIL PAINTER BUT WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL VIDEO? I NEED MORE

[sexysilverstrider]

pokemon brilliant diamond and shining pearl characters exiting cutscenes and battles

[kieraoona]

For anyone in Canada, this ID card is fake.  This was made by the anti-mask group called hugs over masks. 

If you have a business that does online purchases or curbside pickup, and someone demands you let them in while holding this card, you do have the right to refuse them to come into your workplace, and you can advise them to purchase online or make an appointment for curbside pickup.

You DO NOT need to allow them entry into your business, only provide an accommodated service instead such as delivery, curbside pickup, performing the shopping for them, etc. to avoid any prosecution under the Disabilities Act. 

This has been a Public Safety announcement

[unexpectedyarns]

Watch out, USA, because the covidiots will be printing a version of these en masse and presenting them at Walmart

[sans--seraph]

Worry not, friend! We’ve been seeing em for a few weeks now-only ours actually look much worse. 

[dollsahoy]

As an American I’d still say the Canadian one looks fake because it’s in English only

[crabofdoom]

This pandemic has left me astounded with how much more people will spend and how much more people will do, just to avoid REALLY FUCKING CHEAP & SIMPLE safety measures like washing your hands with goddamn soap, and wearing a goddamn mask in public.

Doing more work, paying more money, & dying from the goddamn virus, to own the libs. What the fuck is wrong with you.

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[fleuresdumonde]

[bullysquadess]

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

[cacen]

[empress-runner]

i've seen this post a half a dozen times and every time it was replied to with a different picture of jessie and james

[thatssoscience]

Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are. 

The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation. 

I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’m—

holy shit

[deaexlibris]

I have a raging science ladyboner right now.

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

I’d love if we could do it on a state-by-state basis.

[unspellable-blog]

That same slime mold once affirmed that the Tokyo subway is pretty well-designed.  

[nearfuturisticdystopian-blog]

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Using slime molds as a calculator.

[amydentata]

Natural computation: it’s a thing, and it’s awesome. What is the universe but a really, really complicated computer?

[kasaron]

I love this.

[bostoneris]

[breelandwalker]

Sir Terry Pratchett was not remotely in the vicinity of Fucking-Around, and had never even heard of that ridiculous thing some of his esteemed colleagues referred to as “Chill.” (1)

(1) In point of fact, he had heard of it, on numerous occasions, most often when a friend or well-meaning-but-politely-horrified acquaintance advised him to locate some, but he always studiously ignored this in favor of a much more productive righteous fury, which he kept hot enough to boil the kettle for his afternoon tea. If the world was not going to work as it should, then damn it all, he would create one in which people had some blasted sense for a change. And he did. Spite, as it turns out, makes for an excellent motivator.

[nebulasreblogs]

I have never read a single Discworld novel in my life and yet I know the above comment is exactly how Terry Pratchett writes

[breelandwalker]

This....This is the highest praise I have ever or could ever ask to receive as a writer.

[ GNU Terry Pratchett ]

[just-a-positive-lesbian]

Only gays can reblog this frog (scientifically proven)

[mademesmilezem]

This is the cutest.

[proheromidoriyashouto]

The original artist is Sandara. Here’s the art without the signature crop.

Her deviantart is here.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[sighingballoon]

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

[sweatervesto]

i had an idea

[ricc-ii-deactivated20201015]

shit man i wasn’t expecting this to hit as hard as it did.

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

why is peach smiling

[chivalrouswooly]

Why else? She’s the one responsible for giving him amnesia.

[demenshah]

Hey guys, good post, quick question: what the heck

[red-gay-tree]

Oh, so THIS is the first part of that comic

[exxay]

Wait, what comic

[abysswarlock]

This one

[maple-cloak]

This post hit me with “wait what the fuck” three times over now