i post about charisk

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Hi! This blog is an incorrect quote blog dedicated to the shipping of Chara and Frisk from the video game Undertale. If you don’t like this ship for any reason, please leave, and if you do, enjoy the quotes!

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Frisk: Chara was our best player before they died. Asriel and I tried to carry on without them but it just wasn’t the same. Then one day we were getting slaughtered in a match… and their profile came online.

Chara: I cannot believe I have to carry you fuckers from beyond the grave!

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Frisk: I these are newer players, maybe we need to give some constructive feedback.

Chara: Right right.

Frisk: Just some tips and tricks.

Chara: Right right.

Chara: *ahem* Ok, newbies, pro tip.

Chara: Unplug the dance mat and use a controller!

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What's better, the power of the gods, endless health, immortality, flight, possibilities you've never thought of! Or a chocolate bar with nuts?

Chara: Gonna go with the chocolate.

Frisk: Ok but think, the power of gods can get you as much chocolate as you want!

Chara: My God, you’re right…

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Frisk: Chara was our best player before they died. Asriel and I tried to carry on without them but it just wasn’t the same. Then one day we were getting slaughtered in a match… and their profile came online.

Chara: I cannot believe I have to carry you fuckers from beyond the grave!

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Clover: Hey guys so I read in this book that-

Frisk: You read a book?

Chara: You can read?

Lol

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Frisk: That's that? That was— that was a lot. Hold on, can you just— can you repeat it again? Just a little bit slower, because I—

Chara: Shh. Listen.

Frisk: Fuck!

Chara: Frisk, calm down, all right? This is like that scene in The Matrix. Now, you could take the fucking red pill, right? Spend the rest of your life crying into your chai tea green latte what the fuck. Or... you could take the blue pill. Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill, and quit being a cunt.

Frisk: Which pill do you want me to take?

Chara: Just quit being a cunt, is what I'm saying.

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Frisk: Forgive and forget.

Chara: Wrong. Eldritch Blast.

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Chara: I want you to listen to me, very carefully.

Frisk: No don’t! Don’t listen to them!

Chara: Look at me, over here, in the narration text. Do it!

Frisk: Don’t trust them!

Chara: Do it!

Frisk: Do not trust them! They are not trustworthy.

Chara: Do it!

Frisk: Chara…

Chara: I am giving you permission-

Frisk: Noooo! Don’t do it!

Chara: -to do it!

Frisk: Don’t listen to them! This is a devil’s bargain!

Chara: You should really do it!

Frisk: You are being the actual devil right now!

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Chara, about Frisk: They tell me to shoot, I do it. I have no character!

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Frisk: I need you to swear-

Chara: Fuck.

Frisk: I need to to promise-

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Frisk: Any time Chara and I have an argument, it’s only a matter of time before they start talking like Sepheroth.

Chara: And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those whoc9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

Clover: *Lowering taser.* Chara we’re gonna have to ask you to leave, you’re making a scene.

Chara: You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

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Chara: Would you get over your savior complex already?

Frisk: I find it quite simple actually.

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Frisk: I think it’s a hamster, it doesn’t have a tail.

Chara: *sigh* Fine. Right click the hamster.

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Chara: Look, it’s not my fault they brought fists to a knife fight.

Frisk: It wasn’t a knife fight until YOU started stabbing people!

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Frisk: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Chara: Literally or figuratively?

*From the closet*: Nyehehehehehehe!

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Asriel: Chara wouldn’t have wanted this!

Frisk: Actually, we talked about this a lot. They were really into “an eye for an eye” stuff and vigilante justice. They always said “if something like this happens, avenge me.”

Chara: Yeah I did totally say that.

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Frisk: Hey Chara, wanna find out your gay name?

Chara: Uh… sure.

Frisk: It’s your first name *gets down on one knee* and my last name.