Charles Entertainment Cheese (Chucky, 74, NJ)

I had to run an establishment with screaming children inside for 35 years before they replaced me with some extra from Ratatouille (sidenote owner just uses this blog for shitposting now RIP Chucky. stop reposting my memes on facebook ye vultures)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[femaleshits]

[memeseverdie]

Is this the most accurate compass of all time???

[blossomfleurr-deactivated201904]

I’m gonna delete this in like five mins but i am fucking crying this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen:

[vivithefolle]

That’s it, I’m abandoning all my stories guys, I can’t compete with this absolute masterpiece

[weishenvs-deactivated20190317]

[thebrothersjonas]

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

[what-is-a-fibroid-blog]

symptoms of uterine fibroids

ovarian cyst pain

[thebrothersjonas]

What

[burntcopper]

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

[queenoftheimps]

this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

a joint poem by leigh bardugo and maggie stiefvater

[ratfuck]

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

[bogleech]

There’s a comparison graphic

[bogleech]

1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government

[ampersandworm]

wokka wokka wokka wokka

[outofcontextanimash]

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

why you turned off anons?

because..

[fandomisreality]

In other news, “’Fraid I’ve got the malaria” is my new favorite sentence. I shall be using it in conversation from now on.

[wlwvoltron]

of course i know the seven deadly sins:

vagueposting

ace discourse

anime girl icon

horny on main

real people fandoms

porn bots

and, the worst of them all, voltron

[yesterdaysprint]

The Decatur Daily Review, December 11, 1943

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[strontosaurus-deactivated201312]

[devilduck]

KICKIN’ JEANS

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

Fun fact Century still exists and is one of the biggest martial arts suppliers out there. And yes, they do still sell kickin’ jeans. 

For all of your casual kicking needs

[pauljpeg]