Anybody from canada want to smuggle me some 6% milk please. Just wanna try it
We can make that with a careful combination of half-and-half cream and 2% milk (fat free also works but the ratios are different)

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Anybody from canada want to smuggle me some 6% milk please. Just wanna try it
We can make that with a careful combination of half-and-half cream and 2% milk (fat free also works but the ratios are different)
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fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"
Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
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cause every time we touch i get this eeling and every time we kiss i swear im moray
when an eel secretes a protective mucus over their smooth scaleless skin.......... that's a moray
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first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone
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phrases which, if you hear them come out of your own mouth or anyone else’s, should prompt you to pause and reevaluate your situation:
- “We don’t have time to follow the official procedure.”
- “I can cut my own bangs.”
- “Do you think I should be wearing eye protection right now?”
- “I’ll just trim up my bangs real quick before we leave.”
- “You marked that one as “flammable,” right?
- “How long could it possibly take to properly trim my own bangs? Five minutes?”
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phrases which, if you hear them come out of your own mouth or anyone else’s, should prompt you to pause and reevaluate your situation:
- “We don’t have time to follow the official procedure.”
- “I can cut my own bangs.”
- “Do you think I should be wearing eye protection right now?”
- “I’ll just trim up my bangs real quick before we leave.”
- “You marked that one as “flammable,” right?
- “How long could it possibly take to properly trim my own bangs? Five minutes?”