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donniedarrrko

I’m so glutinous. Fuck.

newtkelly

real situations they put peter parker into #grateful

#happy late pride #spiderman

ivvyela

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

#Oh my gosh this is so good #And then like in some au Peter wakes up and finds #Ned just sitting there with a laptop typing away #and Peter is like?????#and Ned says oh yayay new chapter #do you see what i mean

atomikats

inspired.

charliekirkification

@myloveofskateboarding HAHAHA

#I’m pissing this is so funny #not actually

system-of-cells-interlinked

Mohiam throughout Dune Messiah: I have a suggestion

abluntblade

#children of dune

astronaut-offical

Sorry, ✨️ but I ✨️✨️ think ✨️ I'm ✨️✨️ going to have ✨️ to leave ✨️✨️ shortly ✨️ because there ✨️✨️ are ✨️sparkles✨️ coming out of my mouth *cough*✨️✨️ *cough* ✨️✨️✨️*cough*✨️✨️✨️✨️ *coughcoughcough*✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

jaxplode

no its ✨✨✨✨✨✨cough cough✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨fine✨✨✨✨ i ✨✨✨✨✨✨cough✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨cant stop coughing ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ sparkles either ✨✨✨✨✨coughcoughcoguh✨✨✨✨✨ cough✨✨✨✨✨✨💖✨✨✨✨✨✨MY HEART✨✨✨✨✨coughcoughcoughcough✨✨✨✨✨✨✨COUGHCOUGH COUGH✨✨✨✨✨✨✨MYHEART✨✨✨✨✨✨ cough cough cough ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

astronaut-offical

✨️✨️ AHH, I ✨️ think ✨️✨️ it's *cough* ✨️✨️✨️ spreading!! ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

✨️✨️ And it's ✨️ affecting ✨️ other ✨️ parts of ✨️✨️ thE ✨️ BODY?!?! ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

✨️✨️ *coughcough* ✨️✨️✨️ This ✨️ is very, ✨️✨️ VERY ✨️ bad... ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

jaxplode

ITS ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ coughcoughcough✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨cough✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨SPREADING TO OTHER APPS✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨COUGHCOUGHCOUGH✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨SPARKLE ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ COUGH ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ OUTBREAK!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

astronaut-offical

✨️✨️✨️ Apps!?!? ✨️✨️ *cough* ✨️✨️ This ✨️ is so ✨️ much ✨️ worse. ✨️✨️ So, ✨️ so, so ✨️much ✨️✨️ worse... ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

cryptidnova

Imagine: You go to Yelena Belova's office for a meeting with her, but it turns out to be a jacuzzi. She's naked in the water, and demands you take off your clothes and get in.

This is not a fanfiction, but a real thing that happened to my good friend Peter Parker. And it should have been me.

tears-of-acid-and-sluts

Hey so Peter witnessing how much the world loves him after being hated and betrayed in the past, is so important to me.

#Oh my god

I’m in the restroom at the movies and I HEAR THE CYCLOPS IN THE ODYSSEY.

IM DYING OF LAUGHTER

#FYM MAYOR OF JOLLY TOWN #idk if this has been posted before #Dustin Lucas will Mike #burp

THAT'S WILD I DIDN'T KNOW THAT,,,I do rememeber the sleepover though that was fun waaaaaaa....u should come over again to my house sometime (my new house tho lol)

you might want to delete that post though since it explains what your email is like. Even if you ofc don't have your real name public on here, you know? I mean you can do whatever you want, maybe I'm being irrational. Sorry!! ANYWAYS my point being I remember that but i didnt remember making your email lol,,,thats funny <3

we need to hang out 💔💔 and I don’t mind the email here; I’m not using the email Charliekirkification promise!