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[rune-midgarts]

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

[guineapigpixels]

[floating-space-jellyfish]

Mmmmm whatcha sayyyyyy

[nightlustrous]

i shouldnt be laughing,,,

[giveusrest-deactivated20150816]

[crrud]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING VINE PLAY IT AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES PLAY IT AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL ON MY FUCKING WEDDING DAY PLAY THIS ON THE FUCKING BIG SCREEN MUR DUR

[nerdgasrnz]

Captions [Context: the wise men bringing Jesus gifts]

Wise man 1: I brought you frankincense Jesus: Thank you! Masked “Wise man”: And I brought you myrrh- Jesus: Thank you! Judas Iscariot: *unmasks* MYRRH-DER! Jesus: *gentle, sassy gasp* JUDAS, NO-

[velren15]

“Gentle sassy gasp”

[astrology-addict]

I AM DYING

[boredpanda]

10+ Hospital Christmas Decorations That Show Doctors Are The Most Creative People Ever

[pre-med-timelord]

Man people get really creative!

[fancyfendi]

The nicer you are the more beautiful you become

[678i0u]

[unclefather]

[zackisontumblr]

what did i just read

[phoenixokazaki]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

Darth Vader believes in young girls, apparently.

[verdytai]

Hell fucking yeah

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

Darth Vader is a feminist

[officialjiggly]

me: i dont believe in god 

me when im home alone and i hear a scary noise: 

[bigsquinky]

Eyy yo scuub

[keyblack-hl]

NO BUT LIKE

THIS IS REALLY ACCURATE TO THE ORIGINAL CONCEPT ART FOR HIM

[zwischendenstuehlen]

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

[bluelightseven-deactivated20140]

[allofthefeelings]

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

[skelitas]

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

[reupstayup]

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

[jessieboooooo-blog]

This one time I tripped

[italy-curl-deactivated20200116]

this one time I split my forehead open

[thefirstmissamerica-deactivated]

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

[hiddlestonsassbutt-deactivated2]

This one time my family named me garbage and made my stupid little brother king then his little shit of a son was going to take my birthright

[buzzfeed]

C’mon, guys. Hug it out.

[garlicbread908]

Confidence is not ‘they will like me’ Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t’

(via alunit)

[endofadream]