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@charlysdaydreams
Daydream # 8
I become the spokeswoman for Bud Light Lime. I’m such a hit that they give me my own reality TV show where I live on an island and drink Bug LIght Lime all day and get into crazy shenanigans. My catchphrase is ‘Suck My Butt’. I am truly living my best life.
Time Wasted: 4 minutes
Daydream #7
I have friends
Time Wasted: 29 years
Daydream #6
I get dumped by my super hot boyfriend. He cheated on me with a coworker, so I quit and plan out a trip to hike the Appalachian Trail to find myself. It starts off going well, I spend nights looking at the stars and you can see them reflected in my eyes.
Suddenly, on the 6th night a storm hits. I try to find a cave but get lost. I trip and hit my head, knock myself completely out on a rock shaped like a wolf.
I regain consciousness. My eyes open. Im in a cave, surrounded by an aggressive pack of wolves. But they’ve nurtured me back from brink of death. Slowly, Im accepted into the pack.
Im a wolf woman now.
Several years pass, Ex-boyfriend goes hiking in the woods. Misses me. Knows I got lost on this exact trail. He wants to find me. Storm rolls in, the wolves find him first. From the rain, I appear. I call the wolves off of him. I speak their language. I’m so badass.
He begs me to forgive him. I flip him off and tell him to suck my butt.
Delete him from all social media, go no contact and me and my wolves hit the local watering hole for a girls night out. We don’t need him.
Time Wasted: 62 minutes
Daydream #5
My best friend and I are attacked late one night, and she gets hurt badly. In the hospital, I vow vengeance on the assailant. I am forced to reveal my one true secret in order to track down the criminal. I’ve been a bad ass werewolf this whole time. I find him and realize he too is a werewolf. We fight and it looks like I’m going to lose, but I make a comeback and kill the evil werewolf. I look up. Standing in the doorway is my friend. She’s just been released from the hospital. She is horrified and runs away in fear. I leave town as an outlaw, tracking down supernatural creatures and bringing them to justice. Werewolf justice. Time wasted : 45 minutes
Daydream #4
It is the future. My arm has to be removed because of arm cancer. They replace it with a robot arm. It gives me super strength and I use it to fight crime. I save a lot of people and kill bad guys. Masturbating becomes awesome. Time wasted: 9 minutes
Daydream #3
Zombie apocalypse. I turn into this bad ass zombie slayer whose hair looks amazing all the time. I save the cute bartender from that bar I go to all the time that I have a crush on from zombies. He tells me he loves me. I stare off into the distance and tell him it would never work out. I am so freaking bad ass.
Time wasted: 15 minutes
But what if you were the first zombie that started the outbreak?
Daydream #3 (requested continue)
Find out I was the first one infected and that I am slowly becoming a zombie. I go looking for super nerdy scientist to help me. Find them in New York City. The scientist that looks like Benedict Cumberbatch finds out my blood could be used to cure others of the zombie disease. I sacrifice myself to save humanity. They put a statue of me next to the Balto one in Central Park. High School kids use it as a place to underage drink and smoke pot. Hot bartender still thinks of me every time he sees a sunset.
Time wasted: 12 minutes
Daydream #3
Zombie apocalypse. I turn into this bad ass zombie slayer whose hair looks amazing all the time. I save the cute bartender from that bar I go to all the time that I have a crush on from zombies. He tells me he loves me. I stare off into the distance and tell him it would never work out. I am so freaking bad ass. Time wasted: 15 minutes
Daydream #2
The play that I write gets chosen as a broadway production. It Is dubbed innovative and risky, but its basically a gender swapped word for word reenactment of Disney’s ‘The Lion King’ called “The Magnificent Ones” but instead of lions, it stars a pack of street dogs set in Russia. It wins many awards. I get to meet Elton John after a show and he shakes my hand and tells me he wants to work together in the future. I am speechless and accidentally fart. Elton John is nice and pretends not to hear.
Time Wasted: 7 minutes
Daydream #1
I become a professional writer, and my script get chosen for a table read. I have written myself into the show as someone who has a romance with a character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He shows up at the table read. When our kiss scene comes up, everyone in the room chants 'Kiss Kiss Kiss.' We share a kiss. Ryan Reynolds is there and gets super jealous.
Time wasted: About 20 minutes
