(416): he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
@charmbeau
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@charmbeau
(416): he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
@charmbeau
I am no lizard man. I am frog man.
hello frog man
That's the name.
I am no lizard man. I am frog man.
Small round frog?! Im here.
He is small, he is round, he is frog.
Small round frog?! Im here.
for some ungodly reason i cant access my scott blog @pulsespike and i am not willing to do a bunch of shit 2 get it back so i moved him to @rubyburst if u could reblog this to help me get some of my lost followers back tht would b gr8
@charmbeau IT HAS BEEN A MONTH.
I’M REAL SORRY, BABY.
for some ungodly reason i cant access my scott blog @pulsespike and i am not willing to do a bunch of shit 2 get it back so i moved him to @rubyburst if u could reblog this to help me get some of my lost followers back tht would b gr8
Gambit here! Ready to give serious talking tos.
i have a petition for namor to wear more than a mermaid speedo. there’s 1,000 signatures on it and they’re all me but in different fonts.
My one vote trumps your entire petition.
just 4 everybody's Knowledge, sinister and David had a telepathic stand off (David won) but Sinister Kissed him last second
sad teens.
Now, Doug... The man knows a thing or two about operating heavy machinery if you know what I mean.
There's a difference between playing backseat bingo in a nice car or in a... transportation contraption, let's say.
I aint gotta go and cover safe sex with your vehicle when I get back to teachin', do I?
Remy bought his husband the speedster a car for a reason.
Aint much for travel right now. I'll send you the deets.