g :)

having fun, rpfing out she/her, 20s

[fairycosmos]

#mygapingwound #mychildhoodghosts #myfleetingexistence #myfatheadache #myunexploredidentities #myendlesshame

[hockeysemiotics]

will wasn’t born in the normal way colleen found him nestled in the bloom of a sweetpea

[hockeysemiotics]

she found him inside a sugarsnap pea and had to coax him out

[hockeysemiotics]

[eevieurs]

hmm. HMMMMMM.

[meowriimo]

pink nipples....pink knuckles...pink cheeks...pink knees... #WHATDOWEDO.

[hockeysemiotics]

face is smiling but body language is so tense. william my strange girl or even purse dog

[ahotknife]

there's something so sinister about hockey rpf being used for engagement bait when the national hockey league is so well known for its homophobia and intolerance that somehow in its 100+ year history there has never been one openly gay/out player on a major league hockey team. like 100 whole entire years have passed and not one single man felt safe enough to be himself. but sure every time the notifs slow down let's just whip some willmack out there into the public eye. that oughta do it. i'm sure this has been discussed before i think it's just even weirder in today's climate. like they (the league) are very much using these guys for marketing regardless of what personal feelings they may have on the matter. like the second you sign that contract not only does the nhl own your body but they also own the public narrative about your sexuality and relationships. and they're going to get everyone else in on the joke because they want views/clicks. really weird. what happened to reasonable expectations of privacy. what happened to boundaries. it is literally statistically impossible that there should be zero (0) gay players in your league's entire history + current roster and yet no man has lived his truth for fear of backlash. don't worry y'all it's 2026 we love the gays look at all the colorful tape on our sticks. you freaks and weirdos are totally welcome here. but ☝️ remember that being gay is for other people, and for hockey players it's only okay if it's a joke and/or being flouted for engagement. super awesome great work everyone. let's hit the showers

[sugared-violetts]

does anyone know how to go to sleep

[keelpay]

Will and Mack in Vancouver after practice on July 21st, 2026

(the full photo of this)

[normal-behavior]

Will reacting nonchalantly to Leno being chosen, but giving him some insane eye contact vs Will full on WOO-ing for the next announcement.

[hockeysemiotics]

let’s all die

[scarycountry]

do you remember you said that at dinner 💅🏻🤭🏳️‍🌈

[chudbrini]

we do that 🏳️‍🌈 every other day 👨‍❤️‍👨🔥

[skramztwinkly]

[brinimacks]

oh hi will

[keelpay]

(source)

[pvckdrops]

The new spitting chiclets pod ryan whitney mentions golfing with will and mack

sounds like they were… sandbagging #bigtimeputtforabigtimeplayer

[tangerineona]

arching her back…add this to my wsh backshots collection also

[fabasten]

Spittin' Chiclets recap:

Whit went golfing with Will & Mack last week. They golfed 18 holes & spent like 4-5 hours together

They had a friendly bet riding on the winner of the game. Will & Mack weren't playing well, but they kept going double or nothing as the game was getting towards the end. They kept losing.

On the very last hole, they asked to go double or nothing again. Mack & Will then spent about 10 minutes strategizing how to win, repositioning the putter & changing hand positions, etc & discussing the best way to approach it. It worked. Mack ended up beating Whit & they won the money. (This was all filmed so maybe one day we'll see footage.)

I'm choosing to interpret this as Willmack running a long con on Whit, total hustle lol. (Others may interpret this as luck)

They trained hard in Van. Up at 6am for morning skate, then hit the track, then afternoon skate. Then they came to Boston & did another week of training

They did go to Chatham on the Cape before heading to Nantucket. (Unclear if they went back to Chatham after)

Whit & Biz had nothing but positive things to say about Mack, what a nice & normal & hardworking guy he is, and thought his contract was well-deserved

Whit mentioned how stoked Mack is about all the talent on the team & has really high expectations for what they're going to be able to do

Small Collin Graf mention too, about his contract extension & him being a good skater

That's all I can think of for now. If anyone has something I need to add please lmk & I'll edit. 💜

[keelpay]

(podcast spotify link)