the worst uncle is also the best uncle when youre the only uncle @twinnlng - Tumblr Blog

plot idea;;

Muse A is a single parent of a very young child, just getting back out there and dating because it’s terribly lonely sometimes. They’re out at a bar and meet Muse B, who’s got a reputation for being a heartbreaker. One thing leads to another and Muse A invites Muse B home for a one-night stand.

That morning, Muse B awakens to Muse A’s very small child sitting on their chest, asking if they are their new parent.

#save

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poly ship things that no one thinks about:

* the bed is inevitably too small the first year of their relationship. always. *person a confides anger/frustration/hurt to person b and then person c 2 hours later kicks open the door like WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME because every poly relationship has the emotional turmoil tattle tail * learning each other’s weird little habits and pet peeves and how they totally end up causing hilarious arguments * person a, b, and c all trying to shop for gifts and having to weave an intricate web of lies to try and keep the others from finding out their gifts * figuring out positions in bed that work best for everyone ends up being a competition * persons a and c trying to suprise person b and person b knew the whole fucking time that those two idiots were planning a party but they still act all surprised because they know how hard those idiots worked * Persons b and c getting into an argument and person a tries to be the mediator * persons a and b getting frustrated with how emotionall closed off person c can be and commiserating together *but persons b and c always commiserate about how emotionally demanding person a can be at times * then persons a and c getting together and basically agreeing that the worst thing about person b is how fucking picky they are about the hOUSE JESUS IT’S A DIRTY CUP IN THE SINK CALM DOWN * the kitchen is always too cramped. you could literally have a chopped style kitchen and it’s still cramped. * trying to explain that no this is not our friend or sibling this is actually our other partner * the turmoil of being the new one to the relationship *the anxiety of being the one who suggests the relationship first * the shower/bath is always frustratingly too small * fielding “mormon” jokes and “polygamy” questions * “who gets to be the middle spoon” * the absolute requirement of a large couch *having two people to snuggle when you’re sad * everything is a vote. everything. who wants pizza? do we like this piece of the living room? * cuddle piles or cuddlepede. there is no other way. * those moments where one feels left out and the others have to reassure them * different kinks and figuring out how to keep everyone comfortable but still play * if someone smokes/drinks and someone else in the ship ain’t cool with it * coming out as a trio *figuring out parenting * clashing decor *clashing music tastes * CLASHING

From someone in a real life poly relationship

#my boy #husband #long post #mormonism cw

bisexualgambit

You know there’s probably some like page in the Marvel Universe like dog spotting but with superheroes, and every entry is just like “I met Storm in a Starbucks and she was so sweet!” or “Just saw Hawkeye trying to flag down a cab” but every time someone sees Gambit it’s like “Remy LeBeau broke into my house last night, pet my cat, ate my pizza rolls, and then told me nobody would believe me.”

why-i-love-comics

Avengers Academy #38 - “Crosstown Rivals” (2012)

written by Christos Gage art by Tom Grummett, Cory Hamscher, & Rick Ketcham

#Ooc; panels

catchymemes

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

#husband #my boy

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pietro maximoff in all new x-factor #12

#Ooc; panels #Who bought him this #was it remy

squireseses

frog comic

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#My boy #husband

littleweirdoalien

Pietro+hoodie+cats= my favorite thing right now

bagofbonesmp3

i love this dumb bitch so much

#Ooc; panels

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zsnes

fat boys fat boys… what you gonna do what you gonna do when they crawl on you…..

cannilyuncanny

@closet-keys

#husband #my boy

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thepunksink

the only one of these I’ve liked ever

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I will re blog this every day ever

#Husband #My boy

shiftythrifting

These were all being sold separately, 3 bucks for each frog. No price too high for luxury I guess….

#Husband #my boy

bardstardish

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and